Cesar R.

Chuck Norris didn’t die he heard there was a farm union sexual predator in the after life and wanted to bring to justice.

Draft Kings? Thats what my dad would call my brother’s and I when we left the door open while the AC was on.

For decades Cesar Chavez’s name was synonymous with grapes, who knew the G was silent.

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The only way to defend your speech is to include yourself with people you disagree with to defend OUR speech. We battle bad ideas with good ideas by talking by debating and you don’t have to see eye to eye to be neighbors. Fear will not impose silence yours mine Kirk’s or Jimmy’s

Being right is not exclusive to your side and be wrong is not exclusive to their side. Attitude like that of Kirk’s killer are the same that got Jimmy off the air. Be it the killer, the FCC, corporations or government no one has the right in this country to silence your speech.

@fasc1nate Somebody answer his question for god sake!

In 1973 Amar Bharati lifted his right hand in the air and has held it up for the last 50 years.

@marknorm Age is just a number, his is an expiration date

Gonna tell my kids this is Obama and Biden

iPhone 16 are shipping fast from China, apparently 16 is considered too old to be in their factories and they need to get them out.

I use to hear “award winning” performer or show and I would be excited to experience what’s coming up but then realize participation trophies are not just for kids anymore. Yeah this is a top 10 film from a festival that had 10 films submitted.

@historyinmemes If only he used his palm

Husband and wife with their 11 children on Palm Sunday, 1954.

@fasc1nate Has he tried Hims to regrow hair naturally

Robert McGee: The Man Who Was Scalped and Survived historydefined.net/robert-mcgee/

@LibertyCappy Love this joke when I heard it from comedian Jimmy Carr years ago

Today I cut a donut in half in the break room and came back and the other half was still there. My heart broke that no one had taken the lonely half so I reunited them in my tummy.

Sleep study that pays participants?! Just call it “Dream Job”

@BarackObama @KamalaHarris It’s on speaker and up to her ear?

Earlier this week, Michelle and I called our friend @KamalaHarris. We told her we think she’ll make a fantastic President of the United States, and that she has our full support. At this critical moment for our country, we’re going to do everything we can to make sure she wins in November. We hope you’ll join us.

Waiter : Sorry to tell you but you know those two horrible choices for entrees we had? One has gone bad so we replaced with another horrible option.

Limited choices, expired products, lack luster substitutes. This election has turned into discount grocery outlet

@CollinRugg Wow they have to blur the children even that young

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