Matty May

Hello babes, I’m so excited to let you know i’m gonna be at @CamdenPT 19th - 30th October performing my debut solo show ‘If You Love Me This Might Hurt’. Come and join me for a laugh and a cry. cptheatre.co.uk/production/if-… Love you dearly x

Can anyone recommended any courses related to screenwriting? Not looking for something at degree level etc, more a short term thing.

Millions of jobs will be lost to automation by the end of the decade, but what are the major parties wanging on about? Fly-tipping, NOS canisters, and calling each other nonce defenders on the internet.

If anyone has seen our Jamie please contact Dan @xxbrummiebbzxx. Last seen in central London around Midnight on Saturday.

BRING BACK THE MUSIC HALL!!! LET PEOPLE GET PISSED AND SHOUT AND HAVE A LAUGH!!! THE THEATRE IS NOT SACRED!!! £200 IS TOO MUCH MONEY TO SIT IN A TINY VELVET SEAT!!!

@inbedwithmybro Big into this suggestion

He’d probably say the same thing about you, word for word.

Oh, the thin skin. Under her pseudonym, The Cuckoo's Calling sold fewer than 500 hardback copies in its first three months. It sold 43 copies in the week before JK Rowling was revealed to be the author, and then it sold 17662 copies the week after. Siobhán touched a nerve.

A statement on the latest attempt to block my candidacy for Islington North.

@dan_egg 🎉🧡

The BBC apologises for giving Nadine Dorries an uninterrupted 10 mins+ attempting to denigrate (wrongly) Sue Gray... But Fiona Bruce on Stanley Johnson's violent domestic abuse? Straight in with "his friends say it was a one-off" Wow theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

Nadia Whittome brilliantly calls out the BBC’s hypocritical treatment of Gary Lineker whilst setting it in the real context of the brutal threat to asylum seekers of the Government’s immigration bill.

If you are a media personality, Labour will call you a "legend" for striking and showing solidarity with fellow workers. If you work in schools, hospitals or public transport, Labour won't back you. Ok

Can we also make sure this is not lost.. how the hell is this allowed to even be put forward AGAIN

What a dickhead

@JimmyAkingbola @stayMACRO @ViggoLondon @IniSIkpe @tayojr What a look 😍

👏🏾Another Legendary Macro Night! Yep @stayMACRO did it again! 🔥 Suit: @ViggoLondon Stylist: @IniSIkpe 📷: @tayojr #staymacro #oscarweek #goodvibes 💚

@rebeccabrewer My mum n dad loved these. Off ya go 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

What happened to all those pubs with an integrated soft play? Was this a 90s/North/Midlands thing?

@KathrynBond Me and my flatmate were both saying this. You played the part beautifully

Proper touched

@MHLondon22 Sending love to you 🧡

I’m definitely expecting friends to send me cards or flowers because my Mum died but strange that some so called ‘friends’ have seen my posts on social media and not taken 3-4 seconds to even acknowledge it. Rant over.

@Sophielaaaa 😂