mimi

wow @Yellowcard understood the assignment and played ocean avenue cover to cover. last show i saw them was 2015, my poor emo heart can only handle so much

can someone eli5 why everyone is “verified” now??? back in my day, if you got a dm from a blue check, it was a big deal. now everyone has it and now I’m wondering who the “real” blue checks are? like maybe the pope?

@paularambles to be fair, if you order online, it costs more. and it’s only 30 min if you show up real late 😭

there is a pick-up sushi spot by salesforce tower where you can either stand in line for 30 minutes or order the sushi online and get it immediately. somehow people who work in the area and presumably know this still choose to stand in line. this is why salesforce is ngmi.

@shaanspatels @slashapp @tanaynand blinds? lemme innnnn

SF founders: We’re hosting poker night at @slashapp HQ on 6/27. At the last one, I managed to lose ~$2k. I closed a couple customers, so I tried expensing it as CAC. Unfortunately @tanaynand informed me that punting is not a qualified marketing expense. See you there.

i went co-founder hunting to the ‘find your cofounder’ event (girlie edition) at corgi cafe i dream of having a cto girlie so we can be the ultimate girl boss team 🥺 thank you for hosting this we need more women in tech meetups <3

@joypbuilds Wait I have fomo that I didn’t get into a video 😭

@Claude_Memory hmu I can help make this a reality and help subsidize

Solo founders!! Why don’t WE have a meetup? YOLO for SOLO a builders meet

@itsvarora @vinvan also have u ever worked in food service? like so many cafes have failed in sf, it’s like saying any vibe coder could start a start up with an insane exit and they suck if they don’t

@thatmimido @vinvan If you need "your best people" to run a coffee shop at par with the ones on every other block, there might be something wrong.

obligatory corgi cafe review as a visitor from nyc: love the idea; execution needs work. interior/lighting wise it’s not cozy, and a bit dirty. kinda like a budget hotel lobby. vibe is college library during dead week. not creatively stimulating! also, no decaf coffee. 4/10

if i’ve learned anything from Gen Z, it’s that bullying is okay and encouraged

@vinvan @itsvarora this reply is for you but I’m a fkn boomer and don’t know how to do proper replies on twitter — I mean x (pls forgive me father Elon)

@vinvan Idk I don’t work for them, but any GTM person can see this is the best top of funnel pipeline generator bc it’s literally cracked founders at the very beginning of their start up journey sitting in the cafe at 1am. it’s genius if you have a good sales team that can convert 🤷🏻‍♀️

@StevBuilds living and breathing it’s me, i am the start up, pls fund me

Sell me your startup in one sentence

@harn1shmodi @UseCorgi have you added ur linkedin to ur luma yet

can’t wait for the in house printing press to ship its first batch🗞️ thanks for the feature @UseCorgi

@realbasilchatha They are, which is why I’m tryna help out the scammed people of the world

@thatmimido I thought timeshares were debunked as a scam 😭

does anyone have a Hawaii timeshare that they can’t use this year that would want to sell their days to me 👀 HELP ME HELP YOU

@duhahigginson @UseCorgi @SignalFire @sigmagirlgrind @elainehladik This sparks so much joy, thank you for coming!

Great night with @SignalFire at the @UseCorgi office, thanks for bringing female startup founders together (SF sure needs it) and also met the awesome @sigmagirlgrind irl!!! 🫶

@makosblade @Brennan_Lup first list of sf food spots on x where I haven’t disagreed

@Brennan_Lup Bro there's no #1. Here are some great spots - Verjus - Cotogna - Four Kings - Thanh Long Restaurant - Mandalay - The Laundromat - Burger night Wednesdays at the Laundromat For the bougies - Friends Only - Sons and Daughters

Hot take: SF food scene mid af. Drop your top spot in the comments to prove me wrong.

between the work events and social events in my life, I’d really appreciate it if everyone can chill bc I AM TIRED. no fomo here but at what cost