lowkey

@lulanzeashirafu not with what's in the uterus

She didn’t drink anything, may be She's not be an alcohol person.

@FredShaka @mkainerugaba @MKarekye @SSssebunya @Sammy_UG01 @Nyinancweende @Nats20122351 it's not about kingdom.. he could be worse or worse than the dictator

Is there anyone doubting whether Gen. Muhoozi Kainerugaba is the destined successor to the Ugandan presidency?

🚨 Arne Slot is making HISTORY at Liverpool... just the wrong kind. 😳📉 ❌ First time Man Utd doing the double over us in a decade First time losing 6 of 7 games since 1902, until Arne Slot. ❌ PSV Eindhoven had never beaten Liverpool FC in 112 years, until Slot. ❌ Manchester City hadn’t done the double over Liverpool in 89 years, until Slot. ❌ Plymouth Argyle hadn’t beaten Liverpool in 68 years, until Slot. ❌ Liverpool hadn’t lost a home domestic cup game by 3+ without scoring since 1934, until Slot. ❌ Manchester United hadn’t won at Anfield since 2016, until Slot. ❌ Conceded 5 league 90th-minute winners in one Premier League season, until Slot. ❌ Nottingham Forest hadn’t won at Anfield in 55 years, until Slot. ❌ Fulham FC hadn’t won at Craven Cottage vs Liverpool since 2011, until Slot. ❌ Galatasaray SK hadn’t kept a clean sheet vs an English side since 2012, until Slot. ❌ Chelsea FC hadn’t won back-to-back vs Liverpool since 2014, until Slot. ❌ Crystal Palace FC hadn’t beaten Liverpool at Selhurst Park since 2014, until Slot. ❌ Newcastle United FC hadn’t beaten Liverpool in 9 years, hadn’t won a cup game since 1995, and had never beaten them in a final, until Slot. ❌ Liverpool hadn’t lost to a Championship side since 2017, until Slot. ❌ First home loss vs Newcastle since 2012, until Slot Arne Slot love breaking records !!

@EstherAssimwe ehhhh 🫢🫢

Sheebah is threatening to speak up everything because she's a mother now. I dare her to speak the person who fingered her without her consent

@BigEyeUG clout seeker

Lwasa has abandoned his Islam religion and donated everything that links him to the faith

@newvisionwire nio nio

#M7SwearsIn2026 ⏳ Countdown to Swearing-In: 8 Days to Go One of the most talked-about aspects is the presidential convoy—always a mix of security, protocol, and coordination. Guess the number: A) 5–10 B) 10–20 C) 20–40 D) 40+ Drop your answer and let’s see how close you are. #VisionUpdates Courtesy photo

@assempebwa Mr Allan, also pass by the kla jinja highway, along namanve, btn Coca-Cola n jomayi stones, the new lights nolonger work..

Our teams have scheduled an inspection tonight to rectify this issue. Let’s see how it goes! 🙏🏾

Watched so many Heist movies and everytime I pass by bank of Uganda I start to....Anyway never mind but their security guard is always asleep at 14:00 hrs 😂😂😂

I wonder how much trauma she must have endured from him to remember his name after such a long time 😭

@BenOngomTweets In the morning you pick 50%, after voting at 2 pm and pass, if you win , balance will be automatically transferred .. this corrupt government will end badly..

What do you read in between the lines?

Deport the lot of them!

Mujakiwulira ba dear.

He got a painting that suits him.

@BahityaRonaldo they're not Nampijjas like that ka poor shakib

Just asking 📌

@kirya_ug this government is useless.. they can't even manufacture a proper lie... the government liar is the most useless civil servant after the hangman

Thieves broke into the bank of Uganda and only stole laptops instead of the money that they could use to buy more laptops, it’s hard to understand Ugandans.

Lololol!

@goodhe4rted he'll always remind her of the failed husband_snatch heist

At least she got her best friend, she'll never feel lonely again!!

@YourAnonNews 😂😂😂😂

This is what 65%+ disapproval looks like.

A look at Iran's fast attack boats - something Trump's Project Freedom will have to contend with.