Julia

I really miss those days when people use to write long paragraphs for your birthday and waited until 12:00 tryna be the first one to send you

USA black population by county

The fact that RSVP stands for répondez s’il vous plaît… like that’s actually so true. Please respond

jfc

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Me after having junk food that didn’t even taste good

You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--

Wym I gotta work 8+ hours a day, have hobbies, go to the gym, drink water, clean the house, be a good friend, pray, read, pay bills, take out the trash, figure out what to eat for dinner, eat, keep my protein intake up, get 7+ hours of sleep, wash dishes, & not lose my mind

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.

boyfriends rock you ask them what are you doing and they say i’m 7 minutes into a 26 minute video about super glue

How the fuck am I agreeing with Mike Pence..

when cigarette smokers tell me the reason they like smoking isn't the addictive chemical high but the tactile pleasure of the act, the tranquility of the outdoors, the strangers they meet etc it feels like pavlov's dog telling me he eats because he likes the sound of the bell

If one falls, they all do 🏳️‍⚧️

This is a banger.