tina, on a windy day

Hello men- it’s shorts weather now so remember the old rhyme: At or above the knee, That’s what we like to see, Longer than the knee A juggalo ye be

Cheesecake Factory is architecturally Naboo, I hope that clears things up

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

The Environmental Animatronic Rule of Threes dictates that one more beloved character will fall in the coming days.

Doing the final watch throughs of my videos is so excruciating for me. I have to wheel my chair across the room to where the video can't hurt me

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse plotlines are like FUCK I have to get my shoes on eat a cookie and practice jumping up and down all before I go to the park to pick a flower 😰 going to need like six people’s help including Toodles to get this done

That “need something sweet” demon be whoopin my asss

Eponine going to meet Marius at the barricades:

I want to loose weight so bad but food calls me the way the ocean calls Moana💔

A Paper Towel hate to see me cooking

my body is a temple. but this one specifically

does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call

listening to skimbleshanks the railway cat

Oh my god

yes jellicles can, but more importantly, jellicles do

bro release me 😂😂😂 unhand me at once for real 😂😂😂😂

I’ll never feel as clean as a freshly bathed toddler in a matching pj set with their wet hair brushed straight back

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this