Jason M
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Jason M
@the253jason
Former fantasy football league commissioner, aspiring lottery winner, expert microwave chef
Tacoma, WA Katılım Şubat 2010
423 Takip Edilen91 Takipçiler
It's amazing, outside of a live sporting event, how little I watch ESPN. Used to be destination TV every day for me.
And I don't feel like I'm missing anything
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Top 10 Mariners All Time. who's missing?
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@DefiantLs If the global economy is centered around a 39 mile wide straight in the middle east, we have much bigger problems
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Meanwhile in France:
"As an ally of America, we feel a deep sense of humiliation. The global economy is on the verge of collapse due to the incompetence of Donald Trump, an irresponsible clown."
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@TyDaneGonzalez Munoz is done as closer, has been for a year. (Looks nervous every time he’s out there) Try Castillo in that role, might lead to a new chapter for his career
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The biggest storyline for the Mariners this season, to me, is clear at this point: how far does loyalty and respect go, and how much will they allow that to get in the way of ultimately fielding the best team possible? And, most importantly, what decisions will ownership actually be open to signing off on?
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@VladTheInflator Spirit will be purchased and ran better in the future
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Trump killed Spirit, all ticket prices will rise and the dregs of society will be on our flights now.
Megatron@Megatron_ron
BREAKING: 🇺🇸After 34 years of service, one of America’s most recognizable low-cost carriers Spirit Airlines has officially shut down its operations permanently All flights have been canceled, and customer service systems have gone offline 17,000 jobs lost. Fuel costs are up. Unemployment is up. And businesses can’t afford to stay affordable.
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@DeionSanders Even cooler when they go back to school and finish when they don't have too. Congrats!
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The Mariners just lost a game in which their starting pitcher struck out 14 hitters
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When you work at JPMorgan and get called into a 1v1 meeting with Lorna Hajdini:
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@933KJR @johncanzanobft Honestly, makes more sense then expanding. TV revenue is the issue and with everything going to streaming, expanding now is a financial guessing game
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According to @johncanzanobft, an NBA move from Portland to Seattle went from 1% to 30% in just 6 months.
To you, is that a warning?
More: iheart.com/podcast/59-dav…
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She calls you into her office and says you are underperforming this quarter! What is your next move?
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So he’s a scammer, blood type: soy, and he dragged this poor lady through some highly comical mud in a corporate shakedown. The “cannons” remark kinda gave it away.
It feels like the Internet men are sad now, though.
New York Post@nypost
Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT
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There’s fantasy football.
There’s Make-A-Wish foundation.
There’s winning a Masters lottery ticket.
And then there’s having this chick as your boss:
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@stoolpresidente Not funny, I planned on applying at Chase tomorrow
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Not funny. Offensive. Please delete
NFL Drop@TheNFLDrop
BREAKING: Mike Vrabel has informed the Patriots he plans to retire as head coach and join JP Morgan’s leveraged finance team.
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Don't want to golf in a world with no music on the course
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF
Do you agree with this take? 🎶 ⛳️
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@Shawn_Farash Not her fault she's clueless, it's the folks who voted for her
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I can watch this video of Lee Zeldin DESTROYING the very strange looking Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro from Connecticut all day for the rest of my life and I still won't get tired of it.
This is how it's done.
(PS... Zeldin would be a great AG cough cough)
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@timburchett Frozen slices of bread thaws in like 15 minutes, don't need to microwave, just be patient.
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I didn’t get an invite to the State Dinner tonight so I microwaved some frozen bread and had some PB&J instead.
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This fraud was asked in every pre election interview, “How will you pay for all of these “free” programs you’re proposing?”
He never gave a straight answer. He just insisted, we will get it. Now? He’s crying about a budget crisis. NYrs are idiots.
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@Mynorthwest We built a new one in Tacoma a few years back for the Rainiers, totally worth it.
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The City of Everett is seeking $10.6 million for the Everett AquaSox’s new baseball stadium, which will be put to a vote on Wednesday.
mynorthwest.com/local/everett-…
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