Jason M

1.5K posts

Jason M

Jason M

@the253jason

Former fantasy football league commissioner, aspiring lottery winner, expert microwave chef

Tacoma, WA Katılım Şubat 2010
423 Takip Edilen91 Takipçiler
Jason M
Jason M@the253jason·
@Softykjr I wish they would go back to funny SportsCenter's, good NFL and College Football pre-games, and late night aerobics, pool, and Division III sports. Those were the days.
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Dave “Softy” Mahler
It's amazing, outside of a live sporting event, how little I watch ESPN. Used to be destination TV every day for me. And I don't feel like I'm missing anything
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Jason M@the253jason·
@DefiantLs If the global economy is centered around a 39 mile wide straight in the middle east, we have much bigger problems
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Meanwhile in France: "As an ally of America, we feel a deep sense of humiliation. The global economy is on the verge of collapse due to the incompetence of Donald Trump, an irresponsible clown."
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Jason M@the253jason·
@TyDaneGonzalez Munoz is done as closer, has been for a year. (Looks nervous every time he’s out there) Try Castillo in that role, might lead to a new chapter for his career
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Ty Dane Gonzalez@TyDaneGonzalez·
The biggest storyline for the Mariners this season, to me, is clear at this point: how far does loyalty and respect go, and how much will they allow that to get in the way of ultimately fielding the best team possible? And, most importantly, what decisions will ownership actually be open to signing off on?
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Jason M@the253jason·
@DeionSanders Even cooler when they go back to school and finish when they don't have too. Congrats!
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COACH PRIME
COACH PRIME@DeionSanders·
Lord JESUS!
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Jason M@the253jason·
@Softykjr Munoz is cooked, sorry but the excuses everyone is making is off target. They were up in the 9th and lost, because our closer looks lost, end of story
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The Mariners just lost a game in which their starting pitcher struck out 14 hitters
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
Elon Musk should buy Spirit Airlines just to spite Elizabeth Warren, and include free Starlink for everyone on board.
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Jason M@the253jason·
@PGATUOR You are playing a round of golf, skins, your cart vs the other cart. You have to pick 1 of the 2 Chase employees as your partner, the other goes to the competition. Your choices are Jamie Dimon (CEO) or Lorna. Who do you choose?
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When you work at JPMorgan and get called into a 1v1 meeting with Lorna Hajdini:
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Jason M@the253jason·
@933KJR @johncanzanobft Honestly, makes more sense then expanding. TV revenue is the issue and with everything going to streaming, expanding now is a financial guessing game
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Matt Wallace@MattWallace888·
She calls you into her office and says you are underperforming this quarter! What is your next move?
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Jason M@the253jason·
@DLoesch Hey! I just applied to Chase, stop being a buzz kill
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Jason M@the253jason·
@PGATUOR I’m opening an account at Chase tomorrow, wish me luck fam
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There’s fantasy football. There’s Make-A-Wish foundation. There’s winning a Masters lottery ticket. And then there’s having this chick as your boss:
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Jason M@the253jason·
@TaraBull I’m routing for her. She’s got kids, he’s got kids, let them fix what’s broken and not cheer for more failure, the kids deserve that
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
According to reports, NFL reporter Diana Russini is now looking ahead rather than back, with her attention firmly on what comes next. What should her next position be?
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Jason M@the253jason·
@PuckSports Only during afternoon and twilight, then its fine
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Jason M@the253jason·
@Shawn_Farash Not her fault she's clueless, it's the folks who voted for her
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Shawn Farash@Shawn_Farash·
I can watch this video of Lee Zeldin DESTROYING the very strange looking Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro from Connecticut all day for the rest of my life and I still won't get tired of it. This is how it's done. (PS... Zeldin would be a great AG cough cough)
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Jason M@the253jason·
@timburchett Frozen slices of bread thaws in like 15 minutes, don't need to microwave, just be patient.
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Tim Burchett@timburchett·
I didn’t get an invite to the State Dinner tonight so I microwaved some frozen bread and had some PB&J instead.
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Anthony Cumia@AnthonyCumia·
This fraud was asked in every pre election interview, “How will you pay for all of these “free” programs you’re proposing?” He never gave a straight answer. He just insisted, we will get it. Now? He’s crying about a budget crisis. NYrs are idiots.
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Jason M@the253jason·
@Mynorthwest We built a new one in Tacoma a few years back for the Rainiers, totally worth it.
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