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@DailyLoud Hahahahahaha you can’t make this shit up!

President Trump announces a new immigration "Gold Card" that will be sold to immigrants for $5 million. The Gold Card is a premium version of a Green Card, according to Trump, and will provide immigrants with a pathway to citizenship.

@LeafSingh @tommykippes2 Mind yo damn business

@tommykippes2 I don’t know why whites wear shoes in the house.

@Zer0PucksGiven Normalize clappers through the glass behind the net straight into that annoying fan who always bangs on the glass when the pucks behind the nets face

Every empty netter that's scored like this just irritates me now. Blow the back out ffs

@MakSean33 @XxEazyLeexX @SatiarShah Brzustewicz was a third round pick. Sounds like regardless they’ve got a good track record with their deeper draft picks and have a chance to replace him at this draft

@the2captain2 @XxEazyLeexX @SatiarShah We don’t have a 2nd cause it may as well be a 3rd. See what I did there? 😂

Getting Lindholm and still having your best trade assets at your disposal minus the 1st rd pick is good business

@outta_watson @BigFlamesGuy Are you saying the Canucks system is the wrong system? Lol

@BigFlamesGuy Yeah. Kuzmenko is good for the room and, in the right system, will light it up. Wrong system and you get what you see this year.

@BigFlamesGuy hey. How is #Flames twitter reacting?

@XxEazyLeexX @SatiarShah Why? It’ll be a late first. It may as well be a 2nd at this rate in a terrible draft class. They’ve got a great chance at a seriously good player to replace Hunter with in the 2nd

@SatiarShah The 1st is a HORRIBLE deal

@Zer0PucksGiven I haven’t been this stoked even in 2011. I’m a sucker

This is an excellent trade. Used Kuz as a prime asset when in reality he's been a massive flop this year. Lindholm going to be a beast under Tocc. Its official folks, we're taking a run at the cup

So many of the people on this planet have come completely unhinged. We just brought a new life into this messed up world; and it’s so hard not to fall into a deep state of depression. For my own mental healths sake I think it’s finally time to step away from this hell hole #bye

@14_Miike Dude should just go back to where his religion creates his countries laws. This is Canada and is powered by democracy. 👋🏼🐫

@brianlilley Don’t these people have jobs? All they do is complain about how unaffordable our country is; playing hookie probably doesn’t help hahaha 🤣

Interesting change to both crowds at Queen’s Park. A flood of PPC signs and people to the main protest. The counter protesters crossed the street and are challenging and agitating. I expect violence to break out well beyond the little bits of pushing and shoving so far. #1MillionMarch4Chidren

@jabo_vancouver May people aren’t aware but jarry and desmith were the best tandem in the ahl the year before or the year the pens won the cup. Either of them could’ve been the one to get called up to the Stanley cup. The want Clarke to get his hands on desmith forsure. This is a huge W

DeSmith should be an upgrade on Spencer Martin and it allows the #Canucks to be a little more patient with Silovs. DeSmith's career numbers are where you would want them to be for a backup. 58-44-15 2.81 GAA .912 SAVE% If he's a dependable 20-25 start guy, that's a win.

@malcolmert It really sounds like you’d be a lot happier not following this team Malcolm. Do your mental health a favour and let it go

Canucks trade another draft pick for cap relief. The hilarious part is people want to pretend this one is different. Embarrassing

@ThomasDrance Seems like this mgmt is Forever cleaning up after Benning. How many years of that? 1? 2? 3?

#Canucks gain some cap flexibility and shore up their goalie depth. Also do right by Pearson, who seemed likely to get cut at camp if he’d remained in Vancouver. For a second straight season, VAN parts with a draft pick prior to the season to sort out depth and cap issues.

@BigHeadHcky With this coaching staff: Yes. Absolutely 100% yes.

Vancouver Canucks projected lineup next season: Beauvillier-Pettersson-Kuzmenko Mikheyev-Miller-Garland Hoglander-Suter-Boeser Joshua-Blueger-Podkolzin Hughes-Soucy Rathbone-Hronek Cole-Myers Thatcher Demko Casey DeSmith Is this a playoff team?

@ivantweetspucks @BigHeadHcky Lol. Oh yeah? Tell us how you really feel 😂

@BigHeadHcky Jacob Trouba deserves an extra asterisk because he probably should not even have an A let alone the C on his jersey. Biggest joke captaincy in the league.

Full list of captains around the NHL: BUF — Kyle Okposo* CAR — Jordan Staal COL — Gabriel Landeskog CBJ — Boone Jenner DAL — Jamie Benn DET — Dylan Larkin EDM — Connor McDavid FLA — Aleksander Barkov LAK — Anze Kopitar MIN — Jared Spurgeon MTL — Nick Suzuki* NSH — Roman Josi NJD — Nico Hischier NYI — Anders Lee NYR — Jacob Trouba* OTT — Brady Tkachuk PIT — Sidney Crosby SJS — Logan Couture STL — Brayden Schenn* TBL — Steven Stamkos TOR — John Tavares VAN — Quinn Hughes* VGK — Mark Stone WSH — Alex Ovechkin WPG — Adam Lowry* *Appointed in the last year It feels like teams are making a point to not just outright appoint their MVP as captain!

@JustinLai01 Are you just here to complain about the Canucks and their prospects? Lol

Yep #Canucks hockey is back. Another multi goal lead blown.

@hockeydipshit Lol how can people be so clueless about Quinn 😂😂 publicly embarassing themselves on the reg

@gabevilardiszn @LooperWPG @BigHeadHcky I have family in Winnipeg and stopped going for a reason. Don’t assume you know anything about me, cuz I’ll take that bet and you’ll be paying me every time hahahaha #tonottoo #mustbeawinnipegthing

The 2017-18 Winnipeg Jets had: — Blake Wheeler (in his prime) — Patrik Laine (in his prime) — Nikolaj Ehlers — Mark Scheifele — Kyle Connor — Connor Hellebuyck — Dustin Byfuglien — Bryan Little — Josh Morrissey — Jacob Trouba — Andrew Copp — Adam Lowry — Paul Statsny — Brandon Tanev — Joel Armia — Tyler Myers They looked like they could have been one of the biggest forces in the league for years to come.

@samanthacp_ If this stupid app allowed more characters, I’d write you an essay on how you should worry about yourself and quit shaming others for their own personal choices; all with immaculate spelling and punctuation because a bad speller is the last thing I am hahaha.

@the2captain2 it's hard to tell what's worse - your spelling or your grasp of how vaccination works

imagine deciding not to immunize your child from hep b, meningitis and the risk of cancer from hpv because you have worms for brains. we are living in the stupidest timeline.