i used to be funnier

@unagiscooters Big News! This company has zero customer service!! No response at all in the 3 months after i tried to cancel during before it even started #justwalkaway

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@unagiscooters @TopoChicoUSA these two must be @unagiscooters only customer service reps out NOT DOING THEIR JOB do NOT subscribe to this service its worse than dial up internet 3 months of Silence after i cancelled my sub they just take money from my account DO NOT SUBSCRIBE to this service #walkaway

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@unagiscooters lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies terrible company with the worst customer service imaginable. DO NOT subscribe to this terrible company they will take your money and literally nothing else they have overdrawn my account 3 months in a row after cancelation request

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@unagiscooters IS THE WORST. Ive tried to contact them every way possible to cancel my subscription, they have NO customer service, do not believe the lies on twitter, instagram or anywhere else online.Ive tried to contact them for over three months with no help at all.#justwalk

#cashapp customer service has to be bots. I’ve tried to get a refund for fraudulent charges connected to my #cashappcard and I’m getting the runaround #cashappsupportsfraud

@benaveryisgood I wanna see this dong. I pay taxes and i think it’s fair that i see

Guys the twitter files change everything. Apparently there was a laptop containing pictures of a man’s penis on there and they were suppressing this information from me. They knew I wanted to look at the photos of the penis. They knew this and still they hid it from me.

@TimJDillon the lemon party podcast is great i had no idea how funny @benaveryisgood was, his autism is exactly what we need right now and it’s good to hear that laugh again. I just thought he uploaded podcasts late but dude is funny #openpitbbq

Christmas in Nantucket youtu.be/aRNeu8S2VCw

Daddy would you like some sausage?

Thanks @jackjohnson for spending 659 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Banana Pancakes. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3GBPw9N…

@FinchmanWill That guy shot up my school!

This is my friend Sam. He worked on Twitter’s Trust and Safety team and just got fired by Elon Musk. Now he’s homeless and is living in his car.

@CGFisherman Imagine being the person to post this. @CGFisherman is definitely the edgiest dude on Twitter Congrats on being this redacted

Damn Tua… mane throwing up YSL

Lauren Boebert was a paid escort for Koch, possibly hooked up with Ted Cruz, and had two abortions?? I take it she doesn’t use condoms. Who is leaking all the dirt on Boebert? What did she do to piss off the GOP?

@RayKump You should go on @TheJoeMatarese podcast. He was talking about this topic the other day. Good stuff, makes you think.

The Birth of a Nation fails the Bechdel Test.

⁦@Shanemgillis⁩

@RayKump REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS IN LOST BOYS. HIS BROTHeR KILLED BILL FROM BILL AND TEdS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE IN THAT CAVE? THaT WAS 😎

I just logged onto Clubhouse, and it was just one big room where Cory Feldman was trying to sell sand art, and I could hear a bunch of people masterbating.

@TimJDillon @AmericanAir This is why I always bring open pit bbq sauce on my carry on. It pairs with everything

Sea bass on this @americanair flight is bland. Do better.

@RayKump Chrome chrome chrome

“It’s five o’clock somewhere” I mutter to myself, as I write another suicide note in the margins of Garfield in Paradise.

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @lpontheleft: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/3yZg2MCkf…

@RedHourBen @timheidecker The most influential people in history got sleep. So should you

Some really controversial but fascinating views here.

@RayKump Make sure it’s frozen!

Some say reason is dead, but I just convinced my parents to deep fry a turkey in their bedroom.