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Someone's phone falls on my head from the 9th floor and I die Doctor: He died because of the phone Mom:

This is the most insane press conference question I've ever heard

they renamed God's (and my) beloved state to a restaurant 😭 #keralam #nahwtf

@jasondebolt goldfish think that the aquarium is their ocean. they can't comprehend that there's a whole world outside of their understanding.

I’m starting to believe that there is no simulation. There is no creator of any kind. Existence has its own energy. It’s completely self-contained. It’s the only thing that is truly self contained, without a start or an end in time or space. If you believe in simulation theory, or any kind of creator really, what entity created them? It’s turtles all the way down. At some point, you have to confront the absurdity of the notion a creator, and realize that the infinite regress doesn’t solve anything - it just postpones the fundamental question. If a creator can exist without being created, why can’t existence itself have that same property? Existence has always been here, self-sufficient and uncaused. Existence is the ONLY thing that needs no explanation beyond itself. Existence simply IS, with its own intrinsic properties and energy, requiring nothing external to sustain it or provide a purpose for it. And id you believe in a creator, you likely are implicitly accepting that this applies to thr creator instead of existence itself.

Tonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent." My eyes teared up. He'll be 38 next week.

@anurag0__0 your unemployed friend on a random tuesday afternoon

Walked from Bangalore Airport to Bangalore City!

I love u as a friend

for those who haven't been following, this nepal story is fucking crazy: - bunch of teens and early 20s kids plan start a social movement against the current regime on social issues and econmical inequalties - government gets wind of it scaling and tries to geoblock social media - people get more pissed off, start protesting - government cant handle the protests, lift social media ban - doesn't do anything, people just organize further - burn down parliment building, pm's house. beats the shit out of the finance minister in the streets, kills the pm's wife. - kids elect their own new PM on their discord server, ex-chief justice of the supreme court who was part of the 1990 revolution that ended the monarchy - army head ackowldges the validity of the discord vote and is meeting the new interm PM to discuss elections for new leadership going foward

@SiddharthKG7 bro got knowledgebaited. das pickleball brodie

For once, women should try not to victimise themselves. Just enjoy the life buddy. The trauma and suffering you relate to—is actually of the unprivileged women in lacs of villages.

@elonmusk were meant to fly

Starship

@avgphoenixguy @samarth_mahajan you can change it to the old one in settings

@samarth_mahajan that's even worse, no more declining/accepting calls based on muscle memory

fuck off man, what is this ugly ass update

@will_seaborn completely valid. I'd be upset if the British came here and took over too.

I respect Indians. I always wish Indians a happy Independence day. But I don't want roads blocked in the UK for another country's independence day. I think it's reasonable for me to want immigrants in the UK to embrace Britain and to embrace the British flag.

@jayythewave *dual ipas

Dual Lipas???

@cricketizlife modern family! character dev, witty script, wholesome but they know when it's getting cringe, true example of cultural representation.... it's all there

Watched Friends, The Office, HIMYM, Brooklyn 99. Want more sitcoms. Suggest some.

It doesn’t get more peak bengaluru than this @peakbengaluru

@BleacherReport @grok how does this trade help the warriors?

We just witnessed the FIRST-EVER 7-team trade in NBA history 😳🤯 Suns: Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, Khaman Maluach, Rasheer Fleming, Koby Brea, Daeqwon Plowden, 2nd Rockets: KD, Clint Capela Nets: Two 2nd-rounders Warriors: Alex Toohey, Jahmai Mashack Hawks: 2nd-round swap, David Roddy, cash Lakers: Adou Thiero Wolves: Rocco Zikarsky, two 2nd-rounders, cash More here: bit.ly/3TXIiP2 (via @ShamsCharania)

@Iamivy05 say the truth, in love... 2nd part is harder to do

“i’m just blunt.” no you aren’t blunt. you just don’t care how you talk to people because you think your opinion is more important than respect or courtesy. i hate when people think the only way to be truthful is to be blunt, harsh or rude.

I want to know who at “Top Gun: Maverick” knew the future

hey @NiagaraLauncher any new updates for Android 16?

@30GotNext *2022

It was so funny seeing everyone saying this Finals matchup would suck but it’s been the most entertaining one since 2021