Karl 🥝🇳🇿

@jeffcthomson @PronouncedHare They (the political ishins) will miss out on too much if they means test... unless there's some way to exclude former politicians from the means test??

@PronouncedHare But they won't consider means testing.

Annual superannuation costs doubling over the course of a decade?

@KiwiEV And here I was thinking it was a solar panel, LOL!

China sells remote controlled car parasols to keep your EV cool in the summer sun. Won't lie, I kinda want one. Plus, as an added bonus, unfurling it at 100 km/h allows you to jump over traffic. 😃

@EastEndJoe The irony of a flying bird using a flying bird to get about, LOL!

Awesome! We got fighter planes too now.

@CatInShambles Hunting party?

hosting a party at 3am. all animals are invited except dogs

@KiwiEV Can't park there.

The Floor is Lava, Christchurch edition. 😬 Dude parked near the airport, possibly to save on parking, but they're in for an unpleasant surprise when their plane lands. The car's still sitting there now, apparently. Not a pleasant way to end a holiday and given the car's been there for weeks, Sentry Mode was likely turned off. Will insurance cover it?

@NZAllison Kitty says: "Don't worry about reading the news. It's all bad. You can't control the news, but you can feed *me*..."

Can't move! She spent the night cuddled up in bed with me. You'd think that was enough. I'm trying to read the news! #ThatDarnCat

@SerenaTNZ Hmmm.. Just keep pulling it all down... ALL of it. And put up a circus tent. The Big Top for the Big Clown.

Mad Max on steroids . So embarrassing 🙈

@MariaSherwood2 No. Just No. In the same way I'd rather take my chances dealing with a police officer than with a parking warden.

WTF? Proposed law could see government use AI to make decisions about people's benefits rnz.co.nz/news/political…

@bagshaw2112 Daaaamn! That's a good burn. I must remember it for the right opportunity... one day...

lol this did make me smile and laugh . Very clever

@RandomKiwiNZ @dbseymour @mangonui08 @NicolaWillisMP If it was me, I gain weight just looking at the pie. Nicci on the other hand lost weight taking a nibble.

These fuckwits don’t even know how to eat a pie. Shane is thinking of that chick on Pornhub. Nicola is thinking of the old days when she would make love to the pie. Seymour is just feeling hesitant because the mince is brown. @dbseymour @mangonui08 @NicolaWillisMP

@UlrichUlfhednar Fake it until you make it. One day...

Trump is posting delusional affirmations again

@CatOfCrisis @sundarpichai @Google Creepy

HEAR ME OUT… Google Paw-Toes 🐈

@CatOfCrisis That can be arranged...?!

i sprinted into the room slid across the floor everyone saw it i need a new family

@nettieg3 Woah... I think she's in the wrong country.

This is our education minister I find this very disturbing.

@woofknight I have to leave the room because the noise of them screaming as they spin in circles is annoying.

@EastEndJoe If one is still lost in Ikea, does that count?

Home Depot.

@TheFungi669 It's just like Donald is making things come true.

I hate to admit this but Trump was right. He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof. I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

@Jandal_It @BrookevanVelden It's not like they do anything untish...... Right?

I wonder why @BrookevanVelden called them all 'cunts'?

@EastEndJoe Well FM... it just gets better. Hmm.

In case you didn’t know. 👇

@KiwiEV To be fair, all Ferrari are a lil bit weird. It's only after years of gaslighting that we believe they are hot... or is it cool?

Turns out Ferrari fans aren't in love with the new electric Ferrari Luce. To be fair, it almost looks like they took the 2003 approach of "Make it look a bit weird so it doesn't sell very well". 😄