Organ Freeman

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I knew life was going down hill when I went to the cinema and said “one ticket for the 40 year old virgin please” and they replied “yeah, what film?”

@SilvermanSound No! But will listen out for that, definitely

@theOrganFreeman hey guys, did you hear that Justin Bieber song that goes: “if I can't be close to you, I'll settle for a toasted poo”?

@SilvermanSound Hahahaha

What the hell @FreedomAllian11 Monika Skinner is out here. Finally a politician(??) who speaks the truth!!!!! @E_V_Assistance you must be so proud. Congrats on your campaign too, looks very time consuming etc

Do you need any help with the campaign? I have lots of good stuff I can allude to

Good to see someone outside of Facebook talking about 15 min cities cause I was gonna say, last thing we want is whatever that is

I herby pledge allegiance to the @FreedomAllian11 (cool username btw). After getting this through the door, can I say that it’s about time someone stood against the globalists who want to stop Freedom. So cool. Monika Skinner (@TinkerCards1), you are a legend - cool username

Idea for new hard hitting drama. @PaulChuckle2 stars as an inmate in ‘ChucklePrison’. Has BAFTA written all over it. Can almost hear the theme tune now.

Klarna Police, arrest this man he pays in three

When someone answers “N/A” to a question does that generally mean “not arsed”?

Say what you like about Elon Musk

It is finally time for us to perform The Euro Crab

as soon as nightfall comes I will personally shag every single one of them marmalade sandwiches

Lou Bega to star in Rambo Number 5

Web page for the unfinished Organ Freeman Doom game. In the game, you could defeat baddies by banging a drum, smoking a bong and singing at them - you could recharge by drinking a can of Rio. Development started but never finished, it was to be distributed onto floppy discs.

Screenshots of the original Organ Freeman HTML web page

You’re all gonna have a right laugh at us. We made a huge mistake. Just dawned on us that Glasto… must start tomorrow! So embarrassing.

Got all exciting thinking people were turning up but was just an old scarecrow 😂😂 Really though, people are leaving it quite late #glasto

On our way to Glasto, baby! Let’s do this