WeatherBee🐝

@rahsh33m She wouldn’t be able to book anymore vacations

5 people sharing a room on a cruise is insaneeee

@AbbottElemABC Yall wasn’t playing this episode 🔥

Ok they came with the heat tonight🔥#AbbottElementary

@Cam_B_2Chill 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Barbara came in there dressed like Mary J Blige #AbbottElementary

Oh Thats Quinta #AbbottElementary

Anybody got work the next day lol #AbbottElementary

I knew they were gonna end up at the same place #AbbottElementary

All them people at that house 😭#AbbottElementary

@MissSassbox It’s too wet…

this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

@0xSweep @theylovemyke Embarrassing

4 people collected $141,839 from insurance companies by dressing up as a bear This might be the craziest fraud case of the year One of them put on a bear costume and climbed inside a Rolls Royce Ghost Filmed it and sent the video to their insurance company claiming a real bear damaged the car Same thing with a Mercedes G63 AMG and a Mercedes E350 Three cars Same location 3 different insurance companies An actual biologist was brought in to review the footage He exposed them instantly and said: "That is clearly a human in a bear suit" The reason they got caught? A light brown costume in a state where only black bears exist Police raided the house and found the bear costume and metal meat claws used to fake scratch marks on the leather seats You can't make this up

Life is a series of lil stints. Do not beat yourself up for being somewhere you shouldn’t be Something in you needed it at the time. You let it go when you are ready & then you move Don’t return. The end

@ctreid89 Now everyone knows you won money.

This how you’re treated in Vegas when you win too much money.

@nickimoraa Find a new husband……

My husband wants me to sell a small house my mother left me so he can help a brother pay off a debt & then he'll pay me back what should I do 😞

@dizzyjudge @LenValyrian This is what I’m doing now. He is delaying taking the GMT. Order went out in Nov.

@LenValyrian Yep. We did a genetic test. I got guideline support (+ 1/2 of childcare expenses) and never had to beg him for shit.

People on here lying about getting their children passports by forging signatures The consent form must be notarized & You have to have a picture of the front & back of their ID too

@Bruce_Cares Career nanny here. If I had the kids all day and the parents went out at night, they didn’t care if I rested my eyes.

Wait are the people who watch babies professionally not allowed to nap when the babies are napping?!

@hell_line0 I get annoyed for the same reason when food service people wear the same gloves to serve food, handle money, and clean the counters. The result is that they wash their hands less often and the gloves become a germ oasis.

@jgreen_us @hell_line0 This is a big one. It should be standard to change gloves.

The last time I went thru tsa, a woman told me that she had to check my hair. I told her, “that’s fine. Just change your gloves.” She said, “wait, what?” I said, “haven’t you been rubbing in between folks legs & armpits all day, now you want to put your hands in my hair? Change your gloves or find someone that will.” I’m just trying to figure out why folks don’t THINK. She rolled her eyes & went thru the motions like I was the problem. & I WOULD DO IT AGAIN, what u thought?

When you date men with kids who live in separate cities or states, ask them how often they see their child. Very important in knowing what kind of Dad he may be.

@Damirror91 @waymoflydenu Sad part is that some don’t care.

Contessa is meeee. As soon as the lights go down 😴😴😴#married2med