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@tmascchloeprice Bullshit engagement farming, but hello, I got you.

@WeaponsVault A room full of things you can only use one at a time.

What do you think is stopping you from having a room like this?

@oelma__ No negativity.

🤔

@UpdatingOnRome Smoked paprika & sour cream ridge cut crispsius

Sardineius

@schiz04renic I think would. He didnt get the best chance to be a dad, and i wish he'd taken more advantage of the chance he had. He tried I guess. Im a dad of two now, and I understand a bit. I don't hold it against him.

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you choose your dad to be your dad again?

@sugmanutz25 @UKMemes2026 I read that was due to bone meal or something in the food, which we don't do any more.

@UKMemes2026 Never see white dog poo now either 🤔

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@archer_rs As a 17yr old driver, I once hit one while parking. Never admitted. Guilt for life.

Every man who has owned one of these has had a time he was asked, "What car do you drive?" and he took a breath, looked up slowly, smiled and said, "An Interceptor"

@barnacle710 @catshealdeprsn Thanks for this. No resonant cavities in a skull that size. Surely.

@catshealdeprsn The amount of times is see this same post. It’s not real. It’s got debunked like 10 years ago.

The world's "deepest-voiced" cat, Jack-kun. It's apparently due to a condition called pharyngeal paralysis, but his meow is five times huskier than you'd imagine—way too dapper...

@PawlowskiMario @MarkusRose43910 @ComputerSageJAB Listen, you're a twat. Try harder. Blocked.

@MarkusRose43910 @ComputerSageJAB If you only read a title and don’t read the rest of the post and try to comprehend, then yes, you will fall for your own trap, always

JUST IN 🚨🇪🇪: “Putin is preparing to invade Estonia, he has received permission to send troops abroad to protect Russians - The Times Estonia is a member of a NATO, it will trigger article 5 of a NATO code. After connecting some dots it’s obvious what Trump did. He basically started the war with Iran for Netanyahu and Putin, if Russia invades Estonia he will say he won’t help NATO because NATO, a defensive alliance didn’t help him with invasion on Iran.

@GamewithDave Some great memories here.

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@GamewithDave Jet Set Willy. Leisure Suit Larry. Harrier Attack.

@Luna_vantour @nandyzing @grok Aunt Kass? Something like that. Learned a lot from her.

@nandyzing @grok She's aunt

Hey @grok bring this character in real life

@orteguh @ShkaKristy54576 @chrisisclueless And... we're better in bed.

@ShkaKristy54576 @chrisisclueless The UK is ass at everything except rock

Honestly? Music.

@DuganChris_AI @JoJoFromJerz Here comes Chris..

You're right, since Trump did something out of poor taste, let's go vote for the true demons, the Demoncrats. The party of DEI and woke BS. You truly convinced us not to support Trump. We will NEVER let your deranged party take the Presidency again! We don't want to be South Africa, your goal post!🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Donald Trump thinks his supporters are stupid.

@yearner_420 @Vampyfairies We are though.

@Vampyfairies We’re also great in bed

Didn’t know British people are this entertaining and talkative

@Username__Gone_ @Mericamemed 😆

At least she had her safety squints on 👌

@lady_valor_07 A.I.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@Afyyy12 @Vampyfairies A broken soul she wants fixing. Doesn't mention payment, or even any rudimentary bartering. Not a great prospect at this point. Needs more info. Can she cook? We don't know.

@Vampyfairies What do youu bringggg ladyyy?

Over 60 British men requested to dm and not a single one sent a vm or showed what they look like or presented their qualifications What a lot of hufflepuffs

@theepicmap Ports serve inland areas.

Why are there basically no major cities on this stretch of the US West Coast?

@Gonzonator1982 @anon_opin We don't make the rules.. 😆

@anon_opin I never had one in 20 years driving, until my wife let me buy my first ever car of choice rather than necessity. My numberplate is my initials, 14, her initials.. it's a love letter from her to me. And now I'm a cunt?

There is one hundred per cent correlation between people who have personalised number plates and people who are cunts.