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@HODLHEIM_ @WholesomeMeme It’s not about forgetting your age, it’s more like trying to remember how old you were at a specific time especially if it’s been over a decade.

@WholesomeMeme Who's forgetting their own age?

@TheSportMouth @YahooSports Leave trump outta this

@YahooSports Before everyone freaks out, Ric Flair is 77, probably has CTE and is borderline senile.

Ric Flair calls out Luka Doncic for not being available for the Lakers in the postseason 😬

@Ojobo_5 @Shitpost_2048 The worse is seeing mfs leaving racist comments on porn videos. Like bro, focus on your task.

@Shitpost_2048 Niggas are really commenting on porn videos

@One233s @imagesaicouldnt

@imagesaicouldnt Why are these ugly ass corny ass darkskin men always giving birth to bi racial kids🤣🤣

@ReeTalkToEm @aroundliv Lmao 🤣

@aroundliv I know an insurance scam when I see one. Nice try bruv

hi friends🫡

@FreeSpirit_04 @mikeihekwoaba @VideosVuvu Lmao 🤣

@mikeihekwoaba @VideosVuvu It was probably on the news

A deadly Black Mamba is snatched mid-air by a Snake Eagle… but the hunter becomes the hunted as the snake twists free and locks onto the eagle’s talons in a brutal struggle. Before either can escape, lions arrive on the scene, turning the chaos into a full-scale battle-leaving the trapped eagle with almost no chance of breaking free. #videosvuvu

@amedoxin @TouchlineX Lmao 😂 Kompany after Bayern conceded a goal: You know what I think I forgot to turn off the stove, let me call home and check

@TouchlineX PSG scores a goal. Vincent Kompany: let me call my daughter.

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Vincent Kompany’s suspension for the match against PSG tomorrow will play out as follows: • Kompany will still travel with the squad to the stadium, arriving by team bus roughly 90 minutes before kickoff. • Once the bus arrives, he must immediately separate from the players and is not permitted to enter the dressing room. • He can take part in media duties, provided he does not have any contact with the team. • During the game, he will watch from a private box, where a UEFA official will be present to ensure the suspension rules are followed. • Any form of communication via mobile phone is strictly forbidden, a regulation UEFA has enforced firmly in past cases. Kompany is said to be very frustrated with the ban, as he is known for carefully preparing every detail of matches. Although he has full confidence in his coaching staff, he still wants to be as involved as possible to make sure everything goes according to plan despite the suspension. — @BILD

@jasperthewilde @Zekiel_dreamer @RealMattCouch LMAO 😂😂😂

@Zekiel_dreamer @RealMattCouch Holy shit bro, just delete twitter lol

Genius...

@Kieran_N0123 @holyland2 @DeadlineDayLive That’s the point, the club won’t be able to afford the top players for much longer. They will have no choice but to either sell them or renegotiate their contracts.

@holyland2 @DeadlineDayLive Why would they want to leave when they have those contracts?

🚨 Leicester City's wage bill in the Championship this season is ABSOLUTELY INSANE. 🤯🤯 As a reminder, they have just been RELEGATED to League One. 📉

@PabeyRichard @DropAPinShow Same colors count as 1

@DropAPinShow This is dumb... If you count the crest then Ecuador has, yellow, three hues of blue, red, two hues of green, 5 hues of brown, two hues of grey, white, black.. that's like 16 colors lol

What country's flag has the most colors?

@ESPNFC Can we get Messi in a Mbappe-esque dictator suit? We all know he’s behind this lol

Breaking: Inter Miami CF head coach Javier Mascherano announced today his decision to step down as the club's head coach for personal reasons.

@reeltarded_ @BVBborussia707 @VictoryPlayVIP @DeadlineDayLive @lequipe I think he meant trump doesn’t see that guy as an “American”

@BVBborussia707 @VictoryPlayVIP @DeadlineDayLive @lequipe Trump has negotiated the release of Americans in captive than any other recent government.

🚨 Due to his American nationality, Folarin Balogun 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗣𝗔𝗬 𝟯𝟬% 𝗢𝗙 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗨𝗦 𝗧𝗔𝗫𝗘𝗦. 🇺🇸 The United States does not allow its nationals to benefit from Monaco's tax system. (Source: @lequipe)

@elripalda @uncledoomer LMAO 🤣

@uncledoomer What could possibly go wro……

genuinely why wouldnt this still be good

@luvblessingz For those who don’t get it, here’s an example Like if you order something that doesn’t come with cheese and you add cheese to it they charge you extra; but if you order something that already has cheese and you ask them to remove the cheese they still charge you full price.

It costs money to get things added on your food but they don't subtract when you take things off.

@coldvinga Imagine if he names a team from a super low division like Boreham Wood FC from the national league. 😭 😭

“Whoever can't name a football team starting with B drinks” My girlfriend: Barcelona Me: Bayern Munich My girl's gay bestfriend: Besiktas Me:

@Bob_Loblaw2022 @beautyshowcase

@beautyshowcase I thought this was prime Natalie Portman. 😂

@jarmelvarmel123 @downbadcomment 28 fckn bookmarks? 😭😭😬

@shreddedfax @Mlu__N2 Ayooo PAUSE 😂😂

@Mlu__N2 why is my nigga throwing away so much meat

How to turn 5 kg meat into 1 kg 😂😂😂Now see why they have $32 dollar sandwiches, look at all that meat they toss away … dam.

@SaraSaturns @BTCoptioneer @litteralyme0 6 hours of sleep is more than enough

@BTCoptioneer @litteralyme0 And go to bed at like 7pm. Dude my life would be FUCKED!

Maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM