Spaulding “Double Turds” Smails

@AriGoldsBurner 😮‍💨

Should I get a Smathers belt or a H&B polo + tour visor from the open this weekend?

@1001TLtv THANK GOD they blurred out the drink Erling was holding!

Solomun’s legendary Boiler Room clip has infected Norway’s World Cup training camp thanks to Erling Haaland 🇳🇴🕺

@stoolgambling Frightening how many people said Ronaldinho.

We asked Barstool employees to name this soccer player ⚽️⬇️

@Dr_DewSweep I’ve always liked the slightly wider spacing myself.

Is there a better look on a golf shirt than the tight pinstripes? Just timeless.

@Chief_Todoroki @pedriiiniesta @NoodleHairCR7 Fun at parties

@pedriiiniesta @NoodleHairCR7 Pls stfu

Sweden playing World Cup football and this clown is at the UFC event 😭

@EgbersTom Been on dat

Kind of want to order these and turn my guest bathroom into a country club locker room

@sbeaz__ @jtackeff @BBisntBoring @TartanArmyGroup @JomboyMedia Nobody thinks this

@jtackeff @BBisntBoring @TartanArmyGroup @JomboyMedia Why the fuck do the Americans think people from Europe have never sung or heard of these song before bunch of insufferable cunts

THE TARTAN ARMY MEETS MR. BRIGHTSIDE AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!! #redsox #dirtywater @BBisntBoring @TartanArmyGroup @JomboyMedia

@b9bozzi Grape Gatorade on the course is highly underrated

Tony is shooting 82 today starter pack

@Bairdric1 Congrats dude

Rattled all the right folks again. 😂 Too fuckin easy

Europeans making the atmosphere you Specky hotdog

@HeftyMarty Only in stealth mode

Y’all ever go upper 90? #worldcup

Imagine how broken the European mind would be if the World Cup took place in the fall and fans attended SEC tailgates.

@Kanonsburner @griffhangemlow You clear me for sure

350 follower Kanon as a chick dox. Shoutout @griffhangemlow for the idea.

@Zigmanfreud Surprised U2 wasn’t higher. Theyr were massive.

I showed my 14 year old daughter this amazing chart illustrating the progression of best-selling musical artists during the 1970s and 80s, so that she would get some sense of how insane Michael Jackson’s run during the 1980s was. And now in 2026 he’s back near the top again…😱

last thing i expected is this guy having a hot ass wife

@TheQuarterZip Maybe he advocates FOR homelessness 😂

Wild 72 hours for homelessness advocate Ben Stiller.

@stoolpresidente NBA hype is forced

Am I crazy or with the World Cup starting in America it kind of feels like the NBA Finals aren’t that important anymore. Like nobody cares anymore.

decisions were made. this is now a mallet household

@BobHarig @Dr_DewSweep Once again being disingenuous. One of the individuals in that photo is FAR more polarizing than the others.

@theSmailskid @Dr_DewSweep @AugustaGolfGirl The guy got triggered over that tells me all i need to know. Like there aren’t other polarizing figures in the photo. Which wasn’t even the point!

There’s a reason you’re failing. Do better. 😏

@BobHarig @Dr_DewSweep @AugustaGolfGirl You’re a writer, Bob. I’m sure you understand implication and how it’s used.

@theSmailskid @Dr_DewSweep @AugustaGolfGirl The are 12 people in the photo