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JERKS!
At 2000 followers, I'm gonna tell you how I really feel...about everything. Stay tuned.
So if you like my slop, follow me...or don't, I don't really care.
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The Asteroid
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The Asteroid
@The_Asteroid
Yes, THAT Asteroid. Follow for space, science, and tech satire. #DinosSuck I am and equal opportunity extinction provider.
Chicxulub Pueblo, Yucatán Katılım Şubat 2026
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NASA I love you but what you did to my home that day was fucked up.
Nature Videos@naturevideos
A frog was blown into the air by 2013 NASA rocket launch
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Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer.
“It’s time I did another movie.”
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1. Profit
2. Kill more dinos
3. Wait
4. Profit again
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia
You're digging in your backyard and this happens. What do you do?
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I’m sorry but the “balloon pizza” looks like a disaster.
Just gimmie a regular slice.
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@rocketengine @donttrythis, here's one to add to your collection!
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Spirit Halloween is creating a 6 ft Alien for 500 bucks, and we have to say it looks really dang good!
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Synchronize your watches! After nearly two years of intense production, a strictly limited drop containing more than 750 jaw-dropping visuals—some so ultra-rare that few people have ever seen—will be unveiled April 30 at 9AM (PDT). #BackToTheFuture is about to shatter the standard for everything within its class…yet again!
#GreatScott #Think4thDimensionally #ThisIsHeavy #YourDestiny
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They have DINO TOTS and these have to be the most adorable tater tots ever created! 🦖🦕
Look at the T-Rex tots!! They're *almost* too cute to eat! Spotted at Meijer but they're in other stores too - are you trying these?
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