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@schyzphoric @NishantBalepur @rachelrudinger the way they set up mc questions is an iq test, if you can’t narrow down the answer to one of two choices without reading the question you are a mouth breather

@the_benched @NishantBalepur @rachelrudinger you got through by not knowing the answer and guessing? man i hope they take your degrees away

🚨 New Paper! 🚨 One of my first Ph.D. papers found that LLMs can answer multiple-choice questions without seeing the question 🤔 At #ACL2026, I'm presenting a follow-up showing that current reasoning LLMs can still do this! And quite similarly to a clever test-taker 🧑‍🎓🧵

Watching my dog lift up his leg to pee and curling his toes like fuck I wanna feel that

bikini bottom implies the existence of bikini top

Kendrick makes music for black people who are completely unaware they’re only in college because of DEI mandates

🇺🇸🇮🇱 ERIKA KIRK: "Anyone who hates Israel and the Jewish people, is evil." "Antisemitism is the only thing that hurts me more than my husband's death."

oh YOU thought this HARD THING was EASY well that’s ACTUALLY because you’re STUPID

i always give fat people the wrong directions so that they end up walking more

I must be shadow banned

Boomers naming their children: John Millennials naming their children: Haiyleiygh-Aislynn Me naming my child: Thomas Gerard Charles-Rene Cajetan Ambrose Augustine of St. Thomas

@BecomingCritter oh well, onto the next task

interview today they asked me what i do to cope with stressful situations and i replied "nothing in particular i just focus on the next task" and i got the vibe that this was a very bad answer

@Lifeinvestmoney #whatdatmean

Bonds are paying 5% What’s stopping you from investing $1million and living off $500k/yr?

The industry standard practice for this is as soon as possible

oh to be a minority lying in the grass on my lunch break under the shade of a tree on a corporate campus

guys AI IS TAKING ALL SOFTWARE JOBS THIS IS THE END 1 billion likes pls

I’m thinking one of these could fix my swing

“Now put wооden doors on the gаs chаmbers.”

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving