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@Kibet_bull No “perhaps” about it.

IEBC did not issue a statement condemning UDA leaders for claiming they will rig elections, perhaps because they are part of them.

HERO

@Bossyator She allegedly got hundreds of millions from her schemes.

Visited this site then the next morning it became a crime scene. Weuh, glad I hesitated to take up some work Passy wanted to give me.

@DanChepta The alarming rise in moral decay is concerning. Imprisonment and execution are the only appropriate punishments for these perps.

Linsey Nyakinyu, 15, Allegedly seen on CCTV stealing a child in Kahawa Wendani, Confessed to police that she was promised a phone by the orchestrators.

“The past is never dead. It’s not even past.”

@s_nellard @Makiadi_ Emotional blackmail hoping for sympathetic reunions.

@Makiadi_ Who asks these women for such stories? Why are they compelled to talk about their private lives? She left, the guy moved on, has never talked about it. Now she is crying more than a berieved person.

Shida ya kuoa wasichana wa Uptown wenye hawajazoea shida: one Sunday afternoon, she will wake up na akuambie anataka umpeleke Maldives, inspired by one of her homies on IG, mwenye walisoma pamoja high school. Bahati mbaya ukikosa pesa, she will throw tantrums venye you are never there for her. Then, first thing on Monday morning, atatembelea their family therapist pale Karen to help her solve the “ambitious African female stuck with a stagnant Sub-Saharan African male with no vision” dilemma. Next, she will finish you off by pouring her heart out in a viral podcast venye wewe ni ndume suruali, before akujiwe na her wealthy parents and disappointed siblings, wamchukue pamoja na mtoto. Halafu mzigo yote kwa nyumba itapangwa kwa ile lorry ya movers. On a positive note, utaachwa na recliner seat moja unyooshe miguu, nguo zako kwa shopping bag ya Carrefour, handkerchief nyeupe ya kupanguza machozi, na TV ya flat screen uone Netflix ndio usijimalize juu ya pressure.

@motelin_mike @nibabadennis @Makiadi_ Imagine being her partner right now and living through those quotes.

@nibabadennis @Makiadi_ Reminds me of a chic we had an on/off for several years. That chic would "leave" and come back when she didn't get what she wanted lol. Years later, I'm still with her replacement, she's still dating around posting quotes about"A man should.." I wonder what frog number she's on

@ryangift03 very nice!

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@KelvinuhK Wishing you success.

Thankyou Kenyans for your contributions of Ksh. 137,000 on both send money and till, I deeply appreciate. Apparently I might not make it to the Competition Exchange Programme because of several factors but I am optimistic I might be able to attend the Training exchange programme scheduled for after the Competition Exchange Programme. God bless you for always standing with me, I am forever grateful.

I don't turn to God to be religious. I turn to Him because I often don't feel very strong alone.

Today, the U.S. government is taking action to promote accountability for heinous acts against Boniface Mwangi and Ugandan Agather Atuhaire.

@Osint613 Keyboard generals are already calling it…lol.

Russian Defence Ministry: A Zircon hypersonic missile was launched as part of nuclear exercises.

@KenyanSays In a special glass.

A man was shocked after ordering Turkish tea at a fancy restaurant in Kenya, only to discover it was just strong tea.

When I was Muslim, I compared Muhammad’s last words to Jesus’ last words. Not just the facts, but the spirit behind them. And bro, the difference is staggering. It shook my devout Muslim faith. According to Sahih al-Bukhari, Muhammad’s final words included: “May Allah curse the Jews and the Christians. They made the graves of their prophets into places of worship.” Those are words associated with his final moments. No forgiveness. No reconciliation. No peace. Now compare that to Jesus. Beaten, betrayed, tortured, hanging on a cross with nails through His wrists, Jesus says: “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.” And then: “It is finished.” One dies speaking curses. The other dies extending forgiveness. One ends by drawing lines and reinforcing division. The other tears the veil and reconciles heaven and earth. And whether people like it or not, final words reveal something deeply personal about the heart. That contrast shook me. Because one man’s final moments reinforced separation, while the other’s changed eternity through mercy, sacrifice, and love. Please sit with that honestly.

@loddca The container was also loaded in reverse leading to doors opening and the load crushing the driver from behind as well.

NI MBAYA! 🙆‍♂️

@VividProwess lol! Beautifully done.

🚨HOLY SHIT!! Itamar Ben Gvir has DONE IT AGAIN!! The Gaza Flotilla TERROR SUPPORTERS are getting what they finally deserved. WELL DONE!!!

Hahaha!

@WellsJorda89710 lol! Trump is making all of them realize they’ve got no sway in what matters

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@KenyanSays Do we in the East Africa consume this much meth? Why did it take so long to do this, since last year is wild and highly suspect. It should be blown up immediately after confirmation.

A Shanzu court has ordered the complete destruction of the MV Mashallah and its cargo of methamphetamine valued at Sh8.2 billion. The vessel was intercepted by the Kenya Navy with over 1 ton of drugs. The court ruled that keeping the bulk cargo poses extreme security risks.