The Rekcus

Thinking of changing our name to Linens-N-Zings.

@frankyrussell I’ll join you

@MisterBismuth Did somebody say “inactive sketch comedy group”?!! 👀

Looks like we've joined the ranks of inactive sketch comedy groups that might have a reunion show every few years when a critical mass of members are having overlapping identity crises. Until then, to keep this account semi-active we're thinking of pivoting our content focus:

@carsonkrow @jemelehill Black people are worthy of promotion but often don’t get it. That’s the problem, blond white lady.

@jemelehill If you thought you were worthy of promotion in life you wouldn’t support this racism

34 percent of Harvard students are white. 43 percent of those students are either legacies, children of faculty, kin of donors or a recruited athlete. 75 percent of them would not have gotten in if not for special status (National Bureau of Economic Research). But when in doubt, blame the Black people!

I can’t imagine playing multiple hours of a sport, then having to travel and then having to go to a theme park. I would be so tired.

@ArthurMuscles Missiles or muscles?

If I see a ufo I will blast it out of the sky with one of my missiles.

Y’all think I’m cooking NyQuil chicken? No way, we all know Store brand is just as good. We’re cooking CVS Health Multi-Symptom Nighttime Cold/Flu Relief Liquid Original chicken

@TookyMonster @trevorburnham This comes later. I interpreted this as “I can’t deny the true nature of my love, so I will cast off my puritan reservations and embrace her whole being” Or it could mean that he’s going to dump her but buy her porn and get off to her anyway. Either way, let her show hole, bro!

@trevorburnham @the_rekcus Let her show hole in peace, man!

It’s hilarious to me how the song “Angel in the Centerfold” is essentially the 1980s equivalent of a dude finding out his high school crush is on Only Fans. Let her live, bro. She’s out here getting money.

@Slamica Can’t disagree

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary hate this graphic.

Christmas is about Lyft, Busta Rhymes (featuring *barf* Mariah Carey) and processed meats. 🌭 🌭 🌭 🎅🏾 Sound on, please!

These assholes only gave us one minute they night. Fuck them, but come to see us pack all this genius into 60 seconds.

Today is the 7th anniversary of the first The Rekcus show. We’d like to thank all the cast members who contributed over the years. May they rest in peace. #sinkothemayo

@SteveDelfino @terriblepeeps @IBBattleRoyale @improvboston Don’t be a pussy. Man up!

@terriblepeeps @the_rekcus @IBBattleRoyale @improvboston I’ve given the best year of my life to you guys! 😢

See @SteveDelfino’s farewell show tonight with @terriblepeeps at @IBBattleRoyale! 9pm at @improvboston It’s gonna be a real tear jerker!

Hey Rekctums! (That’s what we call anyone who follows us). Big show tonight! It’s the Ides of March! Someone’s getting stabbed! 9pm @SketchHaus at @improvboston

You know how lady Gaga has Monsters? We like to call our fans Rekctums!

@wluera That’s not much love.

“He has more love in his heart than hair on his head.” - High School student doing a presentation about me

🎂! 🎈

Me, Cuppy, and the Empire State Building. #sfest2017