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It bears repeating today: the women celebrating the UK supreme court ruling do not speak for me. History shows that the rights of women and the rights of trans people will rise and fall together. My safety as a cis woman will never spring from the persecution of trans women.

The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.

wrote a song etc

24 today

@Robb_Graham1 @FabienTempest go for it x

@FabienTempest @theagralph Got a great one. Open up DMs temporarily and I’ll send it to you…

trying to write more christmas themed only connect questions for the family boxing day quiz. pray for me

the sea is so crazy man. like what the hell is it doing there

daily affirmations 1. i am goated 2. i can post on instagram it's okay 3. no one is out to get me

international men’s day? so why isn’t there an international women’s day? ://

@FabienTempest my dog’s toy badger is named ‘gareth southgate badger’ as a direct parade reference! ‘tamsin archer badger’ was also a contender

@theagralph But who's grooming the badgers ready for the badger parade?

now that everyone is talking about tv burp, has anyone else ever watched his previous show ‘harry hill’?? it had such a huge impact on my family that i thought a lot of the catchphrases were just normal sayings until i was 18, but i’ve never met anyone else who saw it 👀

@fletch107 literally !! ‘yes stouffer you help’ is one of the things i thought was a saying 😭

what a weird ass year

dear god can i not know a moment’s peace

thinking of making a bundt cake tomorrow btw. if you’d get out of my business for one single minute

A mere 200 pints and I’ll have made back the increase in my daily bus fare! Thanks Keir :)

bringing a real ‘get the hell out of my mouth’ vibe to the dentist that the professionals there don’t seem to appreciate

If we’ve had sex or even if you’ve seen me naked or hell if we’ve just kissed— I think I should be allowed to tag you in the comments to win something on Instagram.

Sometimes I start to miss him again but then I remember nostalgia is a tool for promoting fascism