Alex Lynch

Suckers

@metpoliceuk If you’re out and enjoying your patrolling duties, stay alert and be aware of roaming cows and don’t overreact

Watching the England vs Serbia game this evening? If you are out enjoying #Euro2024, stay alert and be aware of your surroundings. If you see anything that doesn’t feel right, report it to a member of staff, or police. Always dial 999 in an emergency.

@TicTocTick She a mugician

@ClarksonsFarm1 On the scrap heap sniggers Meghan

CLARKSON!!!!

@liamgallagher Second half being a white knuckle ride

All these moaning cunts banging on about England game we got 3 points and clean sheet onwards n sideways

@liamgallagher Not unlike it’s owner

BUTTONS GALLAGHER

I have so many questions

Puss Work United States Census, 1930

@carmenelectra It’s been a steady diet of Soccer

did everyone enjoy their weekend? 💋 🖤 🔥

We lock eyes while getting groceries… what do you do?

@SlenderSherbet Alan

@ladbible Not gold?

There’s a perfectly good reason behind it .

@AngelaRayner Talk about crawling for votes

Wishing all Muslims across Britain a happy Eid Al-Adha. Eid Mubarak! 🌙

Full English

Thanks Dad for everything…

There's never a bad time for a pint when you're away 🍻 🌞 €2, Cruzcampo in Puerto del Carmen 🇪🇸

@NOT_MOTD Little England morons

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England fans in Germany..

@carmenelectra No Country for Old Men

think im staying in tonight. what should I watch? 👀 💋