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Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
@TheAuthorGuy
Satire is my business. 10x NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels. Follow me on Bluesky @theauthorguy.bsky.social Threads: theauthorguy
San Francisco Katılım Mart 2009
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trump is about to do something stupid
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@covie_93 What if it's just what it looks like, implementing openly racist and sexist policy? Because that's what it looks like.
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@morgfair Because they have a twelve year old boy's idea of how the world should look. Piggy is terrified of sharks. He heard once that the water around Alcatraz is full of sharks. He imagines his enemies locked up on an island surrounded by sharks.
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@audipenny New smoky eye look? x.com/MrPitbull07/st…
Mr PitBull@MrPitbull07
A woman went to pick up her food from one of those automated food lockers, expecting a quick and easy grab and go moment. But when she opened the compartment, she found a tiny critter already inside, finishing off part of her meal and staring back like it had done nothing wrong. She immediately backed up, took a photo, and asked for a refund, which the company approved as soon as they saw the evidence.
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Hey dude if you see me chasing a food delivery robot down the street later today truly don’t worry about it I’m just trying something
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@steven_huyck It doesn't say anywhere that they're talking about running.
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@TheAuthorGuy Maybe not! I must admit though that I’ve only completed a half marathon so I have no personal experience.
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Hard NO! Why do these nitwits think like they're playing Medieval war games in the basement? This is SO stupid.
ABC7 News@abc7newsbayarea
Trump is asking Congress for $152 million to launch his plan to reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison, something Nancy Pelosi has called his "stupidest initiative yet." The request can be found in the newly-released 2027 budget proposal. It says that money will cover the first year of project costs, but provides no further details about how it would be used. abc7news.com/18835847/
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@alinastan58 @The_Real_Fly Because it's been dismissed in court. Twice.
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@The_Real_Fly Neah, they will ride o this during the entire election campaign and forget the second day after the election. Same Trump did. Didn't a bip hear lately about Letitia' s mortgage fraud.
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Democrats are planning "Project 2029," a plan to jail Trump, his family, and members of the current Trump administration.
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@TheAuthorGuy To my knowledge, as of about five hours ago, this was science fiction. About five hours ago was when I wrote a part in my next book about nanoparticles breaching the bone and membrane barrier of the brain to enact an “impossible” process. Looks like I better write faster.
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Scientific breakthrough! Also, pig wanking machine.
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth. disclose.tv/id/32q6zvqncw/
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They are doing pretty good for having no air defenses.
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
JUST IN - A second U.S. plane, an A-10 Warthog, was downed by Iran today near the Strait of Hormuz — NYT
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@traecrowder All our jobs are being replaced by robots. Now I've got nothing for my Only Fans page.
disclose.tv/id/32q6zvqncw/
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Christopher Moore retweetledi
Hegseth purge of Black and women officers larger than previously reported
"Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for MORE THAN A DOZEN Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military."
nbcnews.com/politics/natio…
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@TheAuthorGuy @FreshprinceG23 @NBCNews You're wrong. DEI is very racist and the court system agrees.
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Christopher Moore retweetledi
NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, some of whom are seen as having been targeted because of their race, gender or perceived affiliation with Biden administration policies or officials, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process. nbcnews.com/politics/natio…
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@GetLuckiSmith @FreshprinceG23 @NBCNews All your statements assume that DEI is bad (it's not), and because he said something it's acceptable to implement it. It is blatant racism and sexism. If it weren't you don't think Captain Fratbro wouldn't be at the podium laying out the real reasons for denying these promotions?
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Settle down. I read the news piece, which pushes the idea that there is an issue of race and sex. The piece also uses the word "blocked" which is likely far from accurate. Hegseth made is very clear he was going to eliminate racist and discriminatory policies like DEI. If there are people, black or female or white or any other, who had a promotion "blocked", then there is likely a good and legal reason. Shouting racism and misogyny does not work.
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No. Now is the time to call for an end to this disastrous war so no one else gets hurt or killed.
Will Selber@AggieWill00
Perhaps this is the time to say a prayer for the two pilots and the Airmen trying to rescue them instead of using it as a weapon to slice your political opponents.
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