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Scott Carpenter

@kingofalmost

Author/Musician/Wage Slave. General creative weirdo. Happily married. Sure, I like my day job fine, but I’d love to quit and go lie for a living. No DMs.

Indiana, USA Katılım Ocak 2022
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Scott Carpenter
Scott Carpenter@kingofalmost·
amazon.com/dp/B0F87SK3ML/… Book Release Day! The Bad Fairy is available to order, finally! It’s been a long road with a lot of bumps, but it’s here. At 556 pages, it can also be used as a doorstop, a step for a high shelf, or a weight to hold down a rampaging toddler.
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Tom Celica™@thetomcelica·
Guess what? There were people who were fired for allegedly celebrating Charlie Kirk's death that are winning huge settlements so good fucking luck with that when it happens to Trump
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M.T. Grave@MTGraveStudio·
My refrigerator currently sounds like a death metal drum machine. 😂😂😂
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M.T. Grave@MTGraveStudio·
I often watch shows well after they were popular, considering watching Deadwood. Any fans? Is Deadwood worth my time?
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Christopher Martin 💙🤟👩🏻‍🦽‍➡️🌸⚾️
I have taken to just BLOCKING all MAGA who comment. I’m not even reading their garbage anymore; just block. There is no two sides to the current political divide we live in. MAGA is hell bent on destroying our way of life, or at the least complicit with Trump doing so.
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James 𝕏ond@james_xond·
Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?
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Scott Carpenter
Scott Carpenter@kingofalmost·
@stephenRB4 It’s the excuse they needed not to compensate you fairly. I wouldn’t change a thing. Anyone stupid enough to think Black Thoughts is racist isn’t someone whose manuscript is going to be worth reading anyway. It’s like it says in the Bible: fuck ‘em.
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Stephen Black
Stephen Black@stephenRB4·
Okay… So, I’m a white man, but my surname is Black (a fairly common name in Northern Ireland). I write and edit gothic horror and dark fantasy novels, where the colour black unsurprisingly features regularly. All part of the dark and foreboding vibe that underpins stories in these genres. I give my thoughts as a developmental editor on clients’ manuscripts. So, I thought Black Thoughts was quite an appropriate and harmless name for my company. Until a now ex client said they thought it could be construed as racist to be a white man with such a company name. They ended their arrangement with me, still owing me money, and unfollowed and blocked me across all their socials. Am i overthinking this? Did they over react? Or do they have a point? All thoughts welcome please but any inappropriate comments will be muted. Thank you.
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Just Dave now
Just Dave now@justdavenow89·
When he dies What will your first drink be??
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Scott Carpenter
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@uscfan981 Vermont has the least Taco Bell restaurants of any state in the US.
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Andrew Anderson@uscfan981·
Say something nice about Vermont.
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mariana Z@mariana057·
You're in labor, and your delivery team is from the last tv show you watched! Who's delivering your baby?
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Scott Carpenter
Scott Carpenter@kingofalmost·
The fireworks stands are open already and my douchebag neighbors started setting them off at midnight last night. I hope they blow their fucking hands off.
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@MTGraveStudio Airplane. I’ve seen it dozens of times and I bet I’ll catch something new next time I see it.
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M.T. Grave
M.T. Grave@MTGraveStudio·
What's a movie you liked more the second time around?
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Scott Carpenter@kingofalmost·
@Daily_MailUS @ProjectLincoln Trump dying is only the start. Then we’ll have to start watching the cult lash out when Lord Cheeto isn’t there to give their valueless lives meaning.
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M.T. Grave
M.T. Grave@MTGraveStudio·
What's the best movie you watched this weekend??
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Bella
Bella@BellaBaddie__·
If someone handed you $8000 but said it was because you're ugly, would you take it???
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Scott Carpenter
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@sirDukeDevin Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts to keep his cult paranoid and make them stay in “Us against them” mode. He’d wear bloody shirts so it would look like he’d been hit, and then miraculously healed. I don’t know if he ever faked a shot to the ear.
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Devin Duke
Devin Duke@sirDukeDevin·
This keeps coming up, what do you think?
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