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Rach, Esq.

Rach, Esq.

@thebgcomplex

Held together by superglue and sarcasm. Attempting to kick cancer’s ass. Not actually a lawyer. (she/her)

Boston, MA Katılım Nisan 2011
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Rach, Esq.
Rach, Esq.@thebgcomplex·
How your emails finds me
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Case@Cactuscali1991·
Honestly if someone asked me to kiss them under the "milky twilight" I'd karate chop them.
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your other mom
your other mom@difficultpatty·
I hate it when people post food pictures. It would make me so angry if people replied to this with delicious and savory food pictures.
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Ghostface Kryllah
Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy·
I have the personality of someone far more attractive than me
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Rach, Esq.
Rach, Esq.@thebgcomplex·
The store don’t have the Slip N Slide I wanted, so I bought a bunch of banana peels instead
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Natalie Would
Natalie Would@_NatalieWould·
He's not a boyfriend, he's a symptom
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Case@Cactuscali1991·
an irish hello is getting punched in the face with a potato.
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Rach, Esq.
Rach, Esq.@thebgcomplex·
My discom has been officially bobulated
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Jenna SaysQuoi@jennasaysquoi·
celebrating pi day by not knowing when to stop
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Ghostface Kryllah
Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy·
My brain: Everything is going to be okay My Nervous System: Okay, but hear me out, what if we panicked anyway
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Rach, Esq.
Rach, Esq.@thebgcomplex·
I tried to live más but my body filed a formal objection
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𝑮 ♡
𝑮 ♡@highitsg·
i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt
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Ghostface Kryllah
Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy·
I hate when “healthy me” does the grocery shopping
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Rach, Esq.
Rach, Esq.@thebgcomplex·
Whales get pods but squids don’t get squads? Explain.
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Rach, Esq.@thebgcomplex·
@citizenkawala It looks like someone face-melded Jim Carey and Elon Musk 🤢
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
My flabber has been gasted.
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Rach, Esq.@thebgcomplex·
@SephInPhilly My parents town (pictured) got lucky. Plenty of MA got 2 feet!
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Rach, Esq.
Rach, Esq.@thebgcomplex·
Howdy from the snowpocalypse
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meghan
meghan@deloisivete·
Going to a TJ Maxx and entering a fugue state would fix me
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