Dave 'Maul' Clark

Hi @ElementGames_ my 18 year old son (massive wargaming/miniature painting fan) is looking to volunteer to get retail work experience after finishing A levels. I have emailed your careers email repeatedly over last month and had no reply. Who is best person to contact?

@justdave89now Yes

Who thinks Donald Trump is a first class twat…. Yes or no below

@AshySlasheeDB I am a starwars fan... but: The Batmobile Airwolf KITT Slave 1 The General Lee Herbie Fury Thunderbird 1, or 2, 3, 4, or 5 The Mystery Machine Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Thomas the Tank Engine Street Hawk Rory the Racing Car Brum

The Batmobile. Beat that.

@Notfarriight @sharrond62 Yeah, bring back that intellectual gaint... Truss!

I feel a resignation coming on..

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

@sawyeurism Fingers crossed... count me in!!

if Kamala wins I'll buy everyone in the replies a lightsaber

@SandyofSuffolk Let me get this straight... you and your kids never had state education? They never received bottles of mill (for free), none of you have ever used the NHS? Is that right? You and your family have lived completely independent of the state, not used any service paid for by taxes?

Any of you soppy lefties still defending kids getting breakfast at school paid for by taxpayers, reply to me all you like with your pathetic arguments about starving children, how much you pay for childcare, how difficult it is to make meals because you're working. Boo bloody hoo.🙄 I've been there, done that, without any help from the state. I just got up and got on with it. Like you should. You made your choices. And I'm not reading your replies. I'm just blocking you because I can't be bothered with your entitlement.

@VancityReynolds My brother is in palliative care at the moment, and his pain, fear, and loneliness will soon end. Thank you for a post that resonates when I needed it most.

Albert, You fought your ass off, bubba. You loved making stuff, telling stories and being on a team. I remember you returning to work after a ton of chemo and radiation… weak, in pain but super happy to be back. I remember the exact day because I brought you a Wrexham hat and you wanted to take a photo in it. Later, while shooting stills, you fell. Hard. I remembered something Norman Lear said in his mid 90’s… In his darker moments he’d say, “Even THIS I get to experience!” And as the crew gasped in mild panic you popped right up with a shit-eating grin on your face. I grabbed your arm to steady you, readying a half-assed attempt to stupidly manage your embarrassment for you. You looked up at me (not a tall man) with ZERO awkwardness. Only the same smile. The look on your face made that Norman Lear quote grow louder in my head, like your eyes were saying: “Even THIS I get to experience!” You were at work. With people you love. And you were alive. Only an alive person can trip and fall and then smile and continue working. And if anyone reading this knows someone parked at the intersection of life and death, you know it’s hard for them to see anything but life. When the light at the end of the tunnel probably isn’t a cure, I think people see clearly — focusing on stuff that actually matters. Albert, thanks for all the love you put in to @MaximumEffort. Thanks for being funny and kind to my kids. I know sometimes you felt pretty lonely and I hope that feeling was the first to fuck off when you passed. I’m glad you’re not in pain anymore. Everybody on our crew will miss you. And ffs… even this we get to experience. (That wise little chestnut isn’t sinking in yet but fingers crossed!) P.S. Nobody’s asking for my advice but here it is because unsolicited opining is the love language of social media. Having lost two people this month — one being my friend of 27 years, the great, Eric Gilliland, I just want to say: Be kind. Be mischievous. Try to put your phone down. (I know it’s hard) If you have someone you appreciate or love, tell them. If there’s someone out there you absolutely hate, forgive them. It’s another way of winning that nobody ever talks about.

@LeeAndersonMP_ You mean 'teach' them to speak English, you moron. Perhaps you need to go to these charities and ask them if they can 'teach' you English. It's obviously a struggle for you.

France doesn't care We have British charities in Calais encouraging these illegal migrants to their camps where they shelter, feed, give them phones, data and learn them to speak English Once in the Channel British boats pick them up and ferry them to England. Once in England they are housed in British hotels. British tax payers moneys is then used to pay for free British healthcare. They are then given free access to British immigration lawyers and our tax payer funded asylum system. Once their asylum is granted they have access to our housing. Those who are denied asylum just go missing. Is there any wonder France do not care about our borders? Time to stop paying them

@terry844 @Dante15447661 @Heccles94 You can guarantee that if millionaire's kids were having to go to state school, the government would put more money into the education system... because Lord whatever will be very vocal when poor Archbold is sharing a class with 30plus other kids, with an underpaid teacher.

@Dante15447661 @Heccles94 It wouldn’t have that affect at all. Class sizes would drastically rise because don’t forget the government wouldn’t put more money into education because they wouldn’t have any more money to put into education than they already have

Genuine question. What is the point of private schools, apart from to give more fortunate children a further edge in life than children of ordinary working families? Shouldn't we just make all state schools as good as possible?

Get ready for a brand new Star Wars adventure. Watch the trailer for Skeleton Crew, streaming with a two-episode series premiere December 3 on @DisneyPlus.

“I’m playing a role in The Mandalorian & Grogu” says Sigourney Weaver in an interview with @DEADLINE Who else is looking forward to her introduction into #starWars?

You should definitely listen to our podcast first but if you are looking for something new to listen to, we suspect this is going to be excellent!

So who has listened to the latest Jedi Council podcast? What did you think? Let us know in the comments below 👇 And if you haven’t listened to it, you can here - on.soundcloud.com/K89PSaYRLhgdi7…

@JordanDerHibee @TheJedi_Council @SmMarwood @OriginalGillly @MasterJediMara @Scarlet49560258 @therichastill @Tulay_81 @CarlRoberts2 @Gillster37 @IronWolf714 Wow. Thank you.

@TheJedi_Council @lxd1 @AliClark84 I loved recording this. It's been too long since we have done this.

Let’s go! It’s time for the latest Jedi Council podcast Hear the thoughts of @lxd1, @thebidbod and @AliClark84 as we catch up and discuss the state of their #starwars fandom Listen here - on.soundcloud.com/jJY8bwFUMEp8iE…

So #RishiSunak lost his depraved £1000 bet with Piers Morgan that #Rwanda flights would take off before the election. Please don't like and retweet this, as it would be really embarrassing for him if this photo is all over Twitter...might even lose him some votes?

If everyone who wants The Conversatives out on the 4th of July follows and retweets we'll reach a million by midnight and have a much bigger voice for the next six weeks.

@bandq_help @BandQ Great, thank you

@thebidbod @BandQ Hi, Dave. Thanks for getting in touch. This offer ends 9 October 2023. Hope this helps! Ali

Hi @BandQ we are looking at kitchens and noticed you have a 20% off at the moment. Spoke to people in store but they weren't sure how long the offer is on for. Can you confirm please as we may not be able to sort for a couple of weeks.