Joey

@EpiPen2001 Mr Lube got me humming

Lube express got me feeling proper for the summer

@RapSheet @DZangaroNBCS @AgentNicoleLynn @KlutchSports I would rather trade him for 2 firsts than sign him to this contract

🚨 🚨 🚨 The #Texans and All-Pro edge Will Anderson Jr. have agreed on a blockbuster, 3-year, $150M extension with $134M guaranteed to make him the NFL’s highest paid non-QB ever. The deal, which includes a rare no-trade clause, was done by @AgentNicoleLynn of @KlutchSports.

@EpiPen2001 Joe Joe the fool!

@thebigstein6969 You’re too strong to win the green jacket. You’re Bryson!

I am LOVING this discussion

The podcast podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the…

Okay my AirPod is probably charged now. Time to gain ball knowledge (listen to football podcasts) and lift a heavy rock

Windows down drive was electric. Some highlights

@EpiPen2001 Do you think she likes dudes who have burners?

Hol up now

@cosmoasmn Me in bistro stall

euro step #and1 #fuckrorymcilroy

@UnderdogGolf @DempsterMartin I’ve made this excuse before. So I know better than anyone that he is a #pussy

Robert MacIntyre was close to pulling out of The Masters with a neck injury, per @DempsterMartin. He sustained injury in the gym earlier in the week.

I can’t wait to play two truths and a lie

I FRAME MOGGED A GUY WHO GOT AN ACE AT THE MASTERS

I’m no golf expert. But I think fat fuck magoo would have better PR if he just grew a beard. Would look less like a fat fuck

He could be so good at golf if he wasn’t fucking shit

Speith is a fucking loser