mike goodwin

@CurlyMcNulty Polar Express (2004)?

Genuine question: has there been a Christmas movie that’s been ingrained into pop culture to the point where people watch it in droves every year since 2003 when Elf and Love Actually came out? I’m wracking my brain trying to think of one.

Today's @sagegroupplc supported @techUK's #DigitalEthics Summit asked how tech co's can build trust and be a force for good? It's vital we align our mission with biz models and social purpose. Without that we can't walk the talk, #KnockDownBarriers and tackle digital inequality

Brittany Smith says that AI can be a deployment factor for positive change, however we must establish what we are promising the public on how it's used and its benefits. #DigitalEthics

Today's @techUK's #DigitalEthics Summit on tech's productivity promise & #futureofwork. To drive needed productivity gains, tech creators must work w/gov on #AI #regulation to create trusted, accessible, easy to use tech delivered in biz models that #KnockDownBarriers for #SMBs.

@ukandrewtaylor Just looking at the photo makes me want to rub the screen. Out of interest, when he does a stretch do you feel compelled to say “ooh, big stretch”?

I want to earn my money the old fashioned way, by living in silicon valley in 2016 and saying the phrase "it's Uber but for-"

@rosstimson If you can get a robot to cut your lawn and another to smear dog excrement around your house, surely you can get one to tell you your pictures aren't straight.

Lads, that thing when you’re hanging a picture and your partner does that annoying thing of standing back and going: “Little bit to the left, bit more, no you’ve went to far”, well single life has just taught me that that is actually a massive help and not annoying at all.

@ashleydaviesl @Michael1979 @swearingpoet For a raccoon I just use a rat picture and get people to hold it very close to their face to make it look raccoon sized.

Need a pic of a giraffe urgently but don't have time to type 'giraffe' into google image search? Just search for 'horse' instead (2 fewer letters so you'll save time). Then simply download a horse pic, import it into Photoshop and elongate the neck. Basically the same animal 👍

@LMuttl @Michael1979 @Sajjad1980 I never urgently need a picture of a giraffe but I frequently urgently need a picture of an okapi. Do you have any advice for me?

@Michael1979 @Sajjad1980 I hope people appreciate how patient you are, answering these questions. I’m sure everyone at one time has needed a picture of a giraffe within a tight timescale.

@PeterMBL_ I can see how some people might think that.

@theblacklabguy that was a good match

@PeterMBL_ : Saw this and thought of you. #StillaBitSad

@rosstimson If they were smart the manufacturers would release a version fitted with hoses or something that robotically cleans the shit from all over your house when this happens.

Well the worst thing that could possibly happen has happened. 🤢

It’s Day 1 of our #OpenFinanceInclusion campaign week and we are exploring how digital transformation can be a critical step to achieve financial inclusion. Read this blog from @sageuk to understand the value of data to increase financial inclusion:bit.ly/2Q4Do4Y

📢This week we are celebrating "Top 5 Most Watched OSS Sessions" on our YouTube channel🎉 The 1st & Highest Viewed OSS Session is "Lightning Demo - Threatmodel Tool Demos" by @ihackforfun & @theblacklabguy💪 Have you seen it yet? Catch up👉: youtube.com/watch?v=n6JGcZ… #OSS #Top5

@rosstimson Your pretty far ahead of us. We don’t have any bodywork on yet

It’s finally finished, dang it’s big.

I saw this and I thought of @juanmirodriguez

@rosstimson You’re just a little bit ahead of me and my son. Mind blown by the attention to detail from the @LEGO_Group designers 🤩🤓🤯

Lego Lambo is coming along nicely, the level of detail right down to a working gearbox and pistons is insane.

@rosstimson New bearskin rug?

The state of this goon.

@ChrisBarber86 Anywayup Classic Cup (Pack of 2, 220 ml, Blue) amazon.co.uk/dp/B00PKPM9FE/…

I think i need to review drinking tea at my desk. Just spilt (admittedly a lot less this time) tea on the brand new keyboard that i got to replace the tea damaged one 🤦‍♂️. Do they sell waterproof keyboards? 😂

@SJP1804 I feel your pain. First day back after 2 weeks for me and I’ve no idea how I used to do this every day

I’ve been off since Xmas eve, and the idea of going back to work tomorrow isn’t sitting well with me. I don’t miss the back to back Zoom meetings all day.