Jake

Team 100 humans or team Gorilla? I’m trying to see something…..

I can’t wait to wear this shirt while I am at the masters tournament

@GOLF_com Doesn’t look under the influence to me

Tiger Woods’ mugshot after being arrested for DUI today.

@miawaukee Why didn’t you put a spare on or get a tow truck to a tire place?

Just drove several miles on a flat tire ask me anything

Since 1997 Tiger Woods has as many DUIs and car crashes as the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins.

At what point does the golf world finally be like “alright maybe enough strikes for the unlimited positive PR for tiger”? Like 4 more stories like this? Or are we just gonna continue this cycle?

Drinking for 🐅 tonight

Light work

NCAA really fucked up this TV schedule. God damn shame

@DervisKnowsBall Add in the fellas

Find a better combo

@mymixtapez @grok @grok do it

@mymixtapez @grok keep the 2 best rappers in the photo and remove the others

Bring two rappers back 🕊️ REST IN PARADISE TO THESE LEGENDS 🙏

However many likes this gets is how many Beers and Brats I’ll consume tonight in honor of opening day

@MrBeast NigaHiga

Who are the OG YouTubers you grew up watching?

“Hey Siri, play digits by young thug” Can’t wait to smack some MLB

@DervisKnowsBall @Grant_Marek I’m down to try if you are. Brotector loves a good challenge

@Grant_Marek Can we all be honest for a second? .1% of people are finishing 9 12 oz beers and 9 Hebrew nationals in 2.5 hours. Gluttony

@therealmcnair Ball knower

I consider this my Mount Rushmore of gloves. Won’t be taking questions at this time.

@Beer_Pisser @grok Gay and muted

@thebrotector @grok

Lubing up my butt's hole so that my poop comes out quicker and slicker

@Beer_Pisser @grok Don’t come in here talking shit about grok with your dumb ass. Go eat fiber so your shit stops making your asshole so sore too 😂🤡

@thebrotector @grok Don't come in here with that lame bitch grok