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@Jake__Wujastyk HELLO

I anticipate a RoaringKitty post (doesn’t matter what, could be of his gooch) by Thursday at 12:01 AM. If that happens. $5k more given away. 2 people, $2,500 each. Comment “HELLO” to be eligible for the giveaway.

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Well, the last $GME giveaway was a week late. If this breaks $30 next week, I will give 5 people $500 each. Comment KITTY below to be eligible for the giveaway.

🚨 A NEW DOCUMENT JUST DROPPED: Goldman just updated their oil forecasts today and the numbers are not pretty. This is probably the most important tweet you’ll read today. If you have any amount of money invested in the market, read every detail. Here’s what they’re actually saying: Base case: Brent hits $90 by Q4 2026. Up from their prior forecast of $80. That’s just the base case. Adverse scenario: $100+ if Gulf exports only normalize by end of July. Severely adverse scenario: nearly $120 if Hormuz flows don’t recover above 70% and permanent capacity damage stays. The reason this matters is the math underneath it. Goldman estimates 14.5 million barrels per day of Persian Gulf production are currently offline. Global inventories are drawing down at a record pace of 11 to 12 million barrels per day in April alone. They’re projecting the market swings from a 1.8mb/d surplus last year to a 9.6mb/d deficit in Q2 2026. That’s not a tight market. That’s a historically extreme supply shock. And the only scenario where oil comes back toward $80 is if Gulf exports fully normalize by mid-June with no lasting capacity damage and strong OPEC and US supply responses. Goldman calls that the benign case. Now think about what this means for inflation. We already got a CPI print at 3.3% with energy up 10.9% in a single month. The April print hasn’t landed yet. Neither has May or June. Goldman is telling you right now that the oil shock hasn’t peaked, it’s ongoing. And if Hormuz doesn’t fully reopen on schedule the market hasn’t even begun to price what comes next. The Fed meets tomorrow, and they can’t cut into this. If you want to know where I’m deploying capital, pay attention because it’s coming soon. A lot of people will regret not following me.

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$GME Same deal as $TSLA. If this fills the gap at $28.42 by next Friday, I’m giving 4 people $500 each. Comment/retweet KITTY below to be eligible.

Play the #FanCashDropPromotion today fanatics.onelink.me/5kut/p6fykbjo

@realMaalouf @grok make me a shopping list of these items

Palestinian activists are very angry and say that if you don’t boycott these brands, you will be punished by Allah. What do you think?

@CollinRugg Not trying to be funny - every time I see one of these I fear for a moment that the zombie apocalypse has finally commenced

NEW: New Zealand parliament suspended after an unplanned haka broke out following newly elected PM Te Pati Maori's Oriini Kaipara's speech. Kaipara: ✋😵‍💫 Speaker of the House Gerry Brownlee: "No, not that. The guarantee was that would not be taking place... Unreal." Kaipara: 😲🫱 Brownlee: "The House is suspended."

@bennyjohnson The ultimate recognition of your own worthlessness is being willing to sacrifice your own life to take that of another

BREAKING: Utah County DA reads the full text message exchange between Charlie Kirk’s assassin and his transgender boyfriend/roommate after committing the murder: ROBINSON: "Drop what you're doing, look under my keyboard." ROOMMATE: "You are joking right?" ROBINSON: "I am still okay, my love. Shouldn't be long until I can come home, but I gotta grab my rifle still. To be honest, I had hoped to keep this secret till I died of old age. I am sorry to involve you." ROOMMATE: "You weren't the one who did it, right?" ROBINSON: "I am, I am, I'm sorry." ROOMMATE: "I thought they caught the person." ROBINSON: "No, they grabbed some crazy old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing. I had planned to grab my rifle from my drop point shortly after, but most of that side of town got locked down. It's quiet, almost enough to get out, but there's one vehicle lingering." ROOMMATE: "Why?" ROBINSON: "Why did I do it? I had enough of his hatred. Some hate can't be negotiated out. If I am able to grab my rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence. Going to attempt to retrieve it again. Hopefully they have moved on. I haven't seen anything about them finding it." ROOMMATE: "How long have you been planning this?" ROBINSON: "A bit over a week, I believe. I can get close to it, but there is a squad car parked right by it. I think they already swept that spot, but I don't want to chance it. I'm wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got to my vehicle. I'm worried what my old man would do if I didn't bring back Grandpa's rifle. IDEK if it had a serial number, but it wouldn't trace to me. I worry about prints. I had to leave it in a bush where I changed outfits. I might have to abandon it and hope they don't find prints." "How the F will I explain losing it to my old man? Only thing I left was the rifle wrapped in a towel. Remember how he was engraving bullets? The F in messages are mostly a big meme. If I see notice bulge U-W-U on Fox News, I might have a stroke, all right, I'm gonna have to leave it. That really F in sucks. Judging from today, I'd say grandpa's gun does just fine IDK. I think that was a 2K dollar scope." "Delete this exchange. My dad wants photos of the rifle. He says, Grandpa wants to know who has what. The feds released a photo of the rifle and it is very unique. He's calling me, RN. Not answering. Since Trump got into office, my dad has been pretty diehard MAGA. I'm gonna turn myself in willingly. One of my neighbors here is a deputy for the sheriff. Again, you are all I worry about love. Don't take any interviews or make any comments. If any police ask you questions, ask for a lawyer and stay silent."

@unusual_whales Seat 11A going for 2 mil on every flight

Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE

@NBC10Boston Hey give the guy a break he hasn’t had a decent meal in years

A man accused of hacking someone to death with an axe and eating part of the victim's brain and an eyeball has been granted conditional release after a careful review of his clinical progress, officials in Connecticut say. on.nbcboston.com/rhhHkEX

@MySpariEdge I’m confused here… Hopkins, Brown, & Perine missed these props on 1/18 v Hou. Hopkins also missed it last week vs Buf.

📈 Super Bowl Top Trends 🏈 These are some crazy Hit Rates! For all 6⃣ Props, they have a 100% Hit Rate over the last 10 games. Which of these interests you? 🧐 #GamblingTwitter | #NFLPicks

@adamlevitan Draftkings didn’t stop there… WINNING bet and LOSING money. Receiving LESS THAN YOU WAGER Here’ the ticket and a snippet of a convo with a supervisor stating that if YOU WIN YOU CAN STILL LOSE ON DRAFTKINGS @DKSportsbook

Crazy story here. No idea how much is true, but the "beard" game can be a wild game. sbcamericas.com/2024/06/25/dra…

@DFSnDONUTS I saw you betting golf, so gotta ask this is crazy right? Or am I crazy?

@PGATUOR is this happening to other golf gamblers?

@DanGambleAI is this as insane as it appears?

DRAFTKINGS CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT? Honest question if they do this to all their customers is this a CLASS ACTION? WINNING bet then LOSING money. Receiving LESS THAN YOU WAGER @PGATOUR aware of this? Here is the wager and a snippet of a convo with a “supervisor” @DKSportsbook

Draftkings stole money from a winning bet! My father won the bet and lost money! What happens if he actually lost ya send Paulie Walnuts to his door @DKSportsbook @DraftKings ? #gamblingx #gamblingtwitter

#Oscars “hey, I got front row seats to the Oscars!” Your seats….

Imagine Aaron Rodgers gets injured without completing a pass, #jets make the playoffs. He comes back & wins the Super Bowl - greatest story in NFL history. But I’m a jets fan, so I know steps 1&2 will happen then the team bus will flip en route to LV #allgasbelichiccutthebrakes

@jlarkytweets @The33rdTeamFB Where is the prop bet section? I don’t see it

Dropped my first official prop bet of the season A Week 1 receiving yards line that's already moved 📈 at a couple other sportsbooks Check the prop-bets channel in the FREE @The33rdTeamFB Discord discord.gg/3UtdQ698