chicaghoe

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chicaghoe

@thechicaghoe

a horrible person just like my father

Chicago, IL Katılım Şubat 2015

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·30 Eyl

PSA: it’s 1000% ok to stop being friends with people who don’t bring value to your life. Not every friend is a good friend or influence. Know your worth and love yourself and surround yourself with people you aspire to be like.

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·5 Nis

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·20 Mar

@jtrouttt We determined I will be @CMCDebT hype girl and if she blinks twice I need to drive over and scoop them

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jordan johnson@jtrouttt·20 Mar

@thechicaghoe really out here arguing about getting my kids if I die 😂😭

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·19 Mar

Do you ever creep someone’s insta and midway through you realize how much you don’t actually care anymore?? I mean not me but can you imagine??

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·19 Mar

My friend sent me a screenshot of her dates hinge profile that only had his name, a photo and job title, and within 5 minutes I found his Instagram and LinkedIn. When’s the CIA gonna run me my check

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·4 Mar

@spurlin6284 @WilGlover @JamesGunn Fourthly Kanye’s already dated multiple other women since!!

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·26 Şub

Me: I would die for @russdiemon Molly: he looks like Benjamin Franklin 😭😭

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·24 Şub

What the fuck

Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky@ErinInTheMorn

Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers. He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·23 Şub

@jtrouttt It’s def u and nic

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jordan johnson@jtrouttt·23 Şub

@thechicaghoe I'm just going to assume you're talking about me. But if you aren't, rude.

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·23 Şub

I am constantly sad about not living close to my sister or my bff

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·9 Şub

If I look happy, it’s cause I am

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·27 Oca

@jtrouttt Mostly cause bill big dumb

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jordan johnson@jtrouttt·27 Oca

@thechicaghoe only liked my tweet after I texted her and said "did you see my tweet"

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·19 Oca

#NewProfilePic

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·16 Oca

@morganizzm 👀 ok I see you. hey hi hello

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·11 Oca

Why have I just NOW discovered Morgan krantz

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·11 Oca

Going through my Twitter and I’m realizing I have a thing for men who appear funnier than me and absolutely have better hair and-

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·9 Eki

@jtrouttt Is it though 🧐😂

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jordan johnson@jtrouttt·9 Eki

@thechicaghoe It's better than what I sent you the other day 😂😂😂

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jordan johnson@jtrouttt·8 Eki

Yo we tried a Mexican restaurant for lunch and the food was better than I expected and they let me take a Marg to go!!!!!

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·9 Eki

@jtrouttt JORDAN

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jordan johnson@jtrouttt·8 Eki

Yes I'm drinking at lunch time. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree AMIRIGHT

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·9 Eki

@jtrouttt 😂😂😂

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jordan johnson@jtrouttt·9 Eki

I stepped on a toy and it sliced the shit out of my foot so I'm throwing away everything tonight RAGE CLEANING ACTIVATE

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chicaghoe@thechicaghoe·1 Eki

@jtrouttt “when I first met you I was scared of you, now im not. Do you want to fight??? Im not scared, I mean I’m a little scared” 😂😂

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jordan johnson@jtrouttt·1 Eki

Does your sister drive almost 1000 miles to watch the greys anatomy premiere with you??? No? Didn't think so 💁

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@jtrouttt @CMCDebT @spurlin6284 @WilGlover @JamesGunn @russdiemon @elonmusk @BarackObama