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I am of the opinion that for a relationship to last, the two people involved must not listen to what others have to say about their partners

@socetyhatesjay You wey dey pack girls like infinity stones no dey fornicate

the amount of friends i lost because i don't fornicate is crazy bruh

So here's the gist. The Pharaoh in Aso rock increased international passport fees from 50k to 100k last year. He has increased tertiary institutions schools by over 300% since 2024. Now he has taken WAEC and NECO from 27,000 to 50,000 He also removed general electricity subsidy and cooking gas went from 700 to 2000 within 2 years. So tell me exactly, you APC b*stards the benefit of supporting Tinubu?

@socetyhatesjay Exactly wetin I dey do, I go finish everything buy another tomorrow, why I go suffer when Na me get am

i cooked stew today, pack meat and chicken full inside. when i wan serve myself, i put only two on top the rice. i kon remember say i be adult and i get adult money, na so i pack 6 on top my rice. middle of the night, i go visit my pot again

@hashtagtw0 The worse part be say when they reach SS3 they go dey feel like say them done arrive

I dey always pity secondary school students, them no sabi wetin dey front.

@wilson_ This dream too sweet

Somebody: Yo Wilson, I got something for you. Me: Shoot. Somebody: Drops a CA for a token sitting at a $3K market cap. “Bro… ape in.” Me: Say less. Buys $10 worth. A few days later… Somebody: Yo Wilson… that token is now sitting at a $5 BILLION market cap. You still holding? 👀 Me: Hold on… let me check. Somebody: Okay bro. Me: 😳😳😳 BROOOOO!!! My $10 is now worth OVER $20 MILLION!! 🤯 Send me your wallet address. Somebody: No way… congrats, Wilson! …sends wallet address… Me: Sends him $2,000,000. Couldn’t have found this life changing gem without you. Then I quietly swapped the rest into USDT… Closed the laptop, logged out and disappear like CC2. BOOM! OFFICIALLY A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE. THE END.

@fortuneyongosi8 The matter tire me bro 😔

fufu don dey drag size with egg and una keep quiet

@Ladkicrypt Must you post everything online, most organisations like people who are secretive, you never go far for the job you done dey post

Just got hired. What a way to start the week! ☺️ I accept congratulations 🤭🤭

Now shawarma is 5k 😭😭

omo i just dey disappoint women regularly. i no be real man fr

@Ewatomiby I'm concerned about how they feel when someone holds the phone and sees it's not it

As seen on my WhatsApp.. why do some guys do this nonsense? 🤦🏾‍♂️😭

Na me buy food last guy. 💔💔💔

@Peterisrandom I guess I’m AuDHD but what does that even mean

Autism: Drained by small talk. Needs 2 days to recover. ADHD: Overshares with a stranger for 45 minutes. AuDHD: Overshares, immediately regrets it, hides for 2 days

men are also allowed to not prefer you because you don’t have a car, a house, too many kids or no money….

@JustinUg_ Don’t ever try this again

@imfynerthanfyne She think if he had two, he could treat you well. She dumb as hell

what the hell be wrong with btches

@willinilli024 😂 For this babe, omo she no worth even 1 World Cup serving time, you will come here and see 100 of them that are adults

Just 4 World Cup? I fit chest am jhoor🫴

The girl say play along, omo na sub you go dey do niyen