𝕽𝕒𝖉𝕚𝕠 ℑ𝒂𝖊𝖊 ☯︎

tl sleep? a bih got her hair done 😍🫦

it’s always so mind boggling to see that my old classmates have children and spouses meanwhile i’m nowhere near that chapter of my life yet

that fem that wants to strap you will save you btw

Y’all why i remember being so excited for Paprika’s birth 😭

When i accidentally tell someone too much about how I'm feeling and they give a short reply, so now I feel cringe for the rest of the day.

If I call you my friend that means you’re allowed to (respectfully) tell me about myself. I don’t wanna be friends with no kiss ass.

My beautiful girlfriend made me dinner last night and then fucked me on the kitchen counter… and the wall.. and the couch…. Life is beautiful guys never kill yourself

I want some margaritas and pussy for cinco de mayo

Not I’ve become a frequent flyer 😛😭

i don’t stay mad at ppl for long … i may never speak to you again but I’m not mad about nothing 😭

I’m deeply devoted to both

I'm going to see Michael b/c that man's Black ass music has been a fixture in my Black ass life since I was a baby. There is nothing new that I'm going to learn or that I even wanna know. This is specifically for the culture. Dassit. You lame if you looking for anything else.

Ngl cutting off a friendship because they failed to show up for you when you needed them most is very VALID.

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

I’m so nasty when I love you

Sasha keable really said.. “fuck is a break when I’m on all fours for you???? ..told me you ate—well here I got some more for you” 😫😫😫😫😫she would’ve got me yall

Me realizing that the Epstein files were so bad, they started WW3 and faked another moon mission.

hit the blunt again and remembered you can never be behind in your own life

EIGHTY FIVE????????