Reece.

@Jim_Boy86 your still here? Still repping 😊

Does any one even twitter any more?

Since there's no sign of sexual abuse I'll get rid of him for you.

I'm so sorry little lock lemon.

Cut throat.

These views are not my own, they are someone else's. Honest.

Steroid choad

Ooh he got the velcros

Excellent stuff!

PHOTOS: Images reportedly show the device discovered on an Air France flight from Mauritius to Paris - @KEleaks

Russian plays #Fallout for 3 weeks, loses job & wife – to sue computer company on.rt.com/6zr4

New study reveals fish really do have feelings on.rt.com/6xvf

Best party leader on 'the control of Britain's borders': Farage: 25% Cameron: 21% Corbyn: 10% Sturgeon: 5% (via Survation / 16 - 17 Nov)

On the UK introducing an Australian points based migration system on EU member states: Support: 76% Oppose: 15% (via Survation / 16-17 Nov)

On sending ground troops to combat ISIS: Support: 43% Oppose: 37% (via YouGov / Nov 16 - 17)

On the decision to kill 'Jihadi John': Support: 76% Oppose: 11% (via YouGov / Nov 16 - 17)

I ain't bout that life.

Recipe: 5x Findus or Bird's Eye fingers, 2 slices council white bread, butter, ketchup and/or salad cream, black pepper if you're a ponce.

Fish-finger sandwich. #ManInHeaven

The Greggs