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@DaniREscudero @Kalshi_Crypto Zero chance

@Kalshi_Crypto $50-55K seems as the sweet level to buy in. Bitcoin could go lower to $40Ks, but nobody assures you BTC will head so low as this bull market topped with apathy. Better be safe than sorry. See you at those levels.

BREAKING: Our traders forecast Bitcoin will crash to $55,000 this year

@DeFiTracer Nope ath soon

🚨 NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS RIGHT NOW!! Bear markets average ~460 days We are at day 240 just past the halfway point And everyone is already calling the bottom They did the same thing last cycle Didn't end well Turn on notifications - next update drops soon

@Danny_Crypton Wrong as always faggot

Bitcoin dumped to $78K, exactly as I said earlier. History is repeating itself, everything going exactly as I predicted: The resistance and the $82K CME gap fill were broken, and now $BTC is dumps like this: $78K → $61K → $47K → $55K → $41K Next stops: → $70K in days → $41K by June Do you believe in this outcome? Remember, I was the only one publicly calling the exact bottom at $16,000 three years ago and the top at $126,000 in October. If you missed those calls, don’t worry. I’ll call the next one too. Turn notifications on. If you’re not following yet, you’ll understand why that was a mistake later.

@DrProfitCrypto Where was the crash bitch?

Shorting the hell out of $BTC NOW: - ALL LONGS taken profit, NOW! - Added 20% position size shorts at 78k, NOW! - Total shorts equal 50% in position size, NOW! - Avg. entry, for recent shorts is: 80,500 - Remaining 50% in orders above 82k On top, the 120k short remains open!

@Max1milianPrice @MichaelXBT Nope ath soon.

@MichaelXBT It took us 7 months to break through it in 2024, now we’ve broken back down again, there’s a 99% chance that it ends up as a bearish retest rather than breaking back through again

It’s very simple. When Bitcoin breaks $82,000, the entire crypto market will go parabolic. The market dynamic will totally change once that level is broken. Bulls will be in control. Bears are desperately trying to defend that level from breaking. It won’t hold forever.

@InvestorJordan Now time to go long with leverage!

“I would not touch Crypto in a million years” - Jim Cramer 1000x long everything 😂

@cryptorover No one cares about your posts!

Bitcoin interest is now below BEAR market levels. Literally nobody cares about crypto right now.

@julianhosp Nope all good and ath soon.

Everyone, let me repeat, everyone, is exiting crypto. Except for stuck bitcoin bagholders who suck Saylor's weewee.

@CryptoNobler Nope ath soon

🚨 WARNING: TOMORROW WILL BE THE WORST DAY OF 2026!! The U.S.-China trade deal just COLLAPSED. The U.S.-Iran peace deal is officially CANCELLED. And new Trump tariffs are coming. When markets open on Monday, this won't be “just normal volatility.” Stocks will dump. Metals will dump. Bitcoin will dump even harder. Smart money already sees what’s happening. They are not “buying the dip.” They are building cash positions and reducing exposure before the real crash begins. And now add a real trade war on top of that: China is actively rejecting U.S. Nvidia chips. That is not just a tech story. Because once semiconductors become a geopolitical weapon, supply chains stop functioning normally. Capital freezes. Confidence breaks. And global growth expectations reset lower immediately. At the exact same time: → Japanese bond yields are surging → Global bonds are being sold aggressively → The dollar is losing stability → Liquidity is tightening worldwide This is no longer one isolated event. This is pressure building across MULTIPLE fronts simultaneously. And now the geopolitical layer just intensified again. After MONTHS of negotiations, the U.S. and Iran walked away with no agreement. That changes everything. Because when diplomacy fails, markets stop pricing “hope.” They price ESCALATION. And none of this is happening in isolation. Japan’s bond market is already flashing stress. China-U.S. tensions are escalating again through semiconductors. Oil markets are becoming unstable. And liquidity conditions are deteriorating globally at the same time. Now connect the dots. When geopolitical stress collides with a fragile financial system, reactions do not stay contained. They CASCADE. Oil does not pump higher slowly. It goes parabolic. Capital does not rotate calmly. It skyrockets towards safety all at once. And risk assets? They do not “dip.” They COLLAPSE. This is exactly how chain reactions begin. Because once markets start pricing prolonged instability instead of temporary fear, the entire system changes. Watch oil. Watch bonds. Watch semiconductors. Because once this accelerates, there will be no time left to react. I’ve spent years tracking macro and systemic market reactions like this. When the next move becomes clear, I’ll share it here publicly. Follow and turn notifications on. Because by the time it reaches the headlines, it’s already too late.

@TedPillows lol

Altcoin MCap is down 10% in a week. I warned you guys before.

@TedPillows My god ur stupid

Every time a new Fed chair was selected, $BTC dropped 70%+. Is this time different?

@LayahHeilpern Nope ath soon.

Blackrock is selling Bitcoin What did I say about sell in May and go away? 👀

@0xAralez Nope ath soon

🚨 MY MARKET PREDICTION FOR 2026: May-June 2026: - $BTC drops below $58k - Panic selling peaks across markets - S&P 500 breaks under $6,800 - $ETH slides toward ~$1,700 Q3 2026: - $BTC prints a bottom → whales start accumulation - Fed leadership transition triggers major market shakeout - First US rate cut arrives - Peak distrust across crypto Q4 2026: - $BTC flips back into uptrend → $90k+ - Mass AI integration across crypto markets - Momentum returns as new narratives bring in millions of participants - QE begins amid global crisis conditions

@MerlijnTrader Nope ath soon

WARNING: The relief rally everyone is celebrating. Is the trap. Bitcoin setting up for a brutal dump toward $63,000. The biggest bull trap since the $96K rejection. Think about it. You need buyers to sell to. The relief rally creates them. Sell in May. Death Cross. Head and Shoulders. RSI bearish. Position accordingly. Or become the exit liquidity.

@CryptoMichNL Agreed and that’s $STBL.

I don't think we'll ever see altseason back. Most of the altcoins will die and have literally no purpose in this ecosystem. That's just the harsh reality of the market and that's not bad. The teams and protocols that are innovative and provide an ecosystem in which value accruals towards the ecosystem themselves, that makes sense to be sustaining a token itself. Other than that, there's only, mostly been a purpose of generating and making money for the founders and/or VCs or market makers that have been trading them. Only 1% of the tokens make sense and that's why investing into #Altcoins has become more complex. The only window where we'll be seeing more momentum into those altcoins will be in the end phase of the cycle, that will likely be late in 2027 or even in 2028. Before that, we'll only see strength in tokens that have value accrual or when there's a hype narrative taking place.

@kabukistory Nope ath soon

Bitcoin dumped to $78K for a reason. History is repeating itself, everything going exactly as I predicted: Resistance at $82K rejected as expected, now $BTC dumps like this: $78K → $61K → $47K → $55K → $41K Next stops: → $70K in days → $41K by June I called the $126k top in October 2025 and $15k bottom in November 2022. If you missed those calls, don't worry. I'll call the next one too. Follow now. I'll update you as this dump plays out.

@rektfencer Hope ath soon

Imagine $BTC plays out like this in 2026. Bookmark it

@TedPillows You stupid fuck. My god u need to stop. Embarrassing

Bill Gates has sold his entire $3,200,000,000 in $MSFT holdings. Does he know something?

@Testimony64 @_bolivian Nope ath soon.

@_bolivian saylor and blackrock selling? yeah this clarity act sell the news might actually hurt. not looking good

Saylor is selling Bitcoin BlackRock is selling Bitcoin Clarity Act sell the news event? This might not end well...

@BurgerMeistar @DrProfitCrypto lol keep waiting

@DrProfitCrypto Im 100% out right now. Will wait to start buying in low $50ks.

$BTC: No one is ready for whats coming , the current status is as follow: 1. Short from 120k 2. Long from 71k (30% Closed) 3. Long from 75k (30% Closed) 4. Shorts accumulated at 82k (30%) 5. Remaining short orders active (70%) Again, most not ready for whats coming