Kevin Tooze

There is a looming scandal that is almost going to hit worse than the 1MDB of Malaysia. 😂

@ElpatronDen @Thikapundit Hii ni ED

@Thikapundit Me nishawai jaribu man..aliinua nguo nikashindwa kumbao ju nilimtamani nikiwa mlevi😀😀..nikamshow kiasi nakam karibu apige nduru wenzake wakam ,nilimlipa na sikudishi..then kutoka nje nikikumbuka venye alikua amepanua nikambao Tena kwa Barabara😂😀

Lakini kudishi milayas inataka courage, bana mtu mnaingia room paaah!!! Ashatoa dress na hana panty anasema uweke Mrija hana time

@alexmwanzo Nikituma yangu, will you quit and come work for me?

I am a 9-5 guy Show me your current bank balance and its spread over the last week-actually better how many people have you employed directly If you are better than me I quit today If I am you shut it Ready when you are .

@tony_alubbe @njanja_dennis Ni malaya wake bro.

@njanja_dennis Milaya ndio unaandikia paragraph mzima?

Women can be very shameless and bold when horny or when they want you 😂😂. This babe I met on Tinder drunk called me yesternight at 1AM telling me how she is very horny as she has been eating chocolates the whole day. Mind you we rarely talk with her. Then kidogo kidogo ananishow I take an Uber niende kwake mind you ni past Del view Thika Kijiji fulani huko ndani. Of course, nilikataa hio upuzi. As if that was not enough, kakanishow we meet past 3PM huko Thika for a date eti haezi kuja Kimbo ni mbali. I told her I got better date options scheduled for Saturday, so I will gladly decline her date offer. Tena nikamshow I'm past those dates za kiupuzi as the Russian Egonga showed us that women deserve less and you can actually enter her Strait of Hormuz for the first time when doing the bare minimum. I told her kama ni njwanga anataka, akuje tu Kimbo for an indoor date nkmpikie some honey 🍯 grilled pork chops tukinyonya ka mzinga ya Bond 7, tena nimpee some fire strokes as I always does to these Gen Z hunnies. She said namringia sana nikamjibu hatujuani hivo. Proceeded to telling have a goodnight and thank for calling na nikakata simu. Wanaume, know your worth and don't let these women sleep with you anyhowly 😂😂. Msiitikie kutumika.

@lawandmeme What country is this?

There is this tenant we want to evict, I sent him a notice that the landlord wants to do renovation on his property and after his rent expires he should leave peacefully. Why am I seeing a response to the mail today…

@KagutaMuseveni Waah

I decided to come here to the centre where peasants live to demonstrate that it is possible.

@Wangeci1Ann @Nems_Ani @_mpekethu_ @Osama_otero Link iko?

@thedonM4 @Nems_Ani @_mpekethu_ @Osama_otero x.com/i/status/20540…

I need all career + business women to assemble and flex what your craft has done for you before we lose all the young girls to the ‘soft life+no career+find a provider’ mentality😭

@pinesloves @Nems_Ani @Wangeci1Ann @_mpekethu_ @Osama_otero Ok

@thedonM4 @Nems_Ani @Wangeci1Ann @_mpekethu_ @Osama_otero No. Cry

@Nems_Ani @Wangeci1Ann @_mpekethu_ @Osama_otero Women are under paid in tech. Talk is cheap show us the code.

@thedonM4 @Wangeci1Ann @_mpekethu_ @Osama_otero Damn…were you threatened?

@_LadyVictoria This is why we East Africans don't like West African women, most of you are stupid. If intelligence does come from the mother, I pity the kids. Prenuptial agreements come with support and payments.

If my husband said we should sign a prenup before marriage, Lord knows I’m done at that point. Can’t go in empty and leave empty.

@mumiasfinest @Kochwa32 The only impossible thing is words that the poor use.

@thedonM4 @Kochwa32 So its possible

He was genuine going to Australia it was for masters.

@mumiasfinest @Kochwa32 You might think this is a joke but I did it.

@Kochwa32 Yes its possible allegedly in US

@thisweaverbird @WashiraX Tuwache story za jaba please soma kuelewa not to speak. The court awarded the lawyer.

@WashiraX If the company is the one that was awarded, not the counsel, then the money belongs to the company, the lawyer is just being typically greed!

@Wangeci1Ann @_mpekethu_ @Osama_otero Weka github link otherwise this is BS

@_mpekethu_ @Osama_otero Working as a senior dev No debts Work from home I don't work on Mondays Paid work trips, mainly across Europe but I did Japan recently

@dj_skold Ukitoa akili mkunduni basi huwezi kosa kuliskia harufu la mafi kichwani.

@thedonM4 Hio ambia your 120 followers

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The purpose of COVID was to make people move away from physical cash and to online transactions. Now you know. Start small, start little. Get cash.

@dj_skold Firwa utoe unyevu nyevu, na hizo menu zako za kibanda baradhuli wewe.

@thedonM4 Mbwa kumamako msenge wewe.

@LeuyanLepario @ItsPiTaH01 @Gitz__ Calling someone a mganga amounts to defamation. Stay guided, kampuni ya roofing itafungwa kulipa deni. Yeye ni loya

@ItsPiTaH01 @Gitz__ This is my christian version.

Say Less

@dj_skold Wewe umezoea kibanda. Please stay guided kwa picha zako za kisenge.

@thedonM4 Why don't you show us other ways they portray theirs if not scanning menu codes. How else? Dawg.

@khad256 @peter_zigy @Egon_AC What is the ages difference between your parents ?

@peter_zigy @Egon_AC Nigga we see things happening to people everyday

Getting married at 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Imagine not living your best life because you wanted to be a wife material!!! Maybe I'm the problem but this ain't sitting right with me

@Mitchelleolive @emeka_ug What is the best age according to you?

@emeka_ug Now this is pedophillic btw🤣🤣. Ata mkisema you can’t date your agemates, 19 and 32 DOESNT Make sense like. This girl hasn’t even been to Uni atleast to get a little exposure.

“I’m a millennial who married a GenZ with a 13 year gap. I told her I loved her when she was 19 and I was 32 years. After 3 months of dating, I told her I loved her and asked her if she loved me back. She cried.”- Eng Brian Full video in link below 👇🏾 youtu.be/catz1z1a7mA