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@BalatroGame My daughter made me this card for my birthday yesterday. I'm extremely pleased with it.

@idoccor @RobertDaleSmith

@idoccor @RobertDaleSmith I think I may still have them in the garage. Not sure what state they are in but I'll take a look!

Wanna make an open source controller?

Someone tap dancing to Megadeath was not on my bingo card today. Oddly enough this is really enjoyable 😂

@idoccor @RobertDaleSmith I used to use Sugru to do this on my XBox 360 controllers! Mash a load around the thumbsticks and grips to fit my hands and let it set.

@RobertDaleSmith Would be cool if you could grab a piece of clay, scan the indentation with your phone, and 3D print a controller molded to your hands.

You were living through this, and people think they can hurt your feelings.

😄😂

It’s not raspy and wet enough

@sid_lambert @alanshearer The confidence of Shearer to take that shot, rather than getting closer to the goal, is unreal.

28 years ago at Wembley: A nonchalant no-look assist from David “Zizou” Batty… … sets up @alanshearer, who shows the ball no mercy.

@thisstuartlaws I've used 'you can't smell the cheese while a wallaby is watching' in conversation.

I’ve been casually slipping in fake British sayings and words into conversation with my American partner - here’s the one’s she believes:

How life feels when you accept your teams season is over and you start hate watching Arsenal and Tottenham instead:

@SandyofCthulhu Spoilers. When playing the expansion, Chaos Strikes Back, do *NOT* get your party to go to sleep in the middle of the room where loads of dragons are safely behind bars. @DykaRivers

The first time I actually got scared in a computer game was playing Dungeon Master on my Atari ST (a fine system, eventually killed stone dead by piracy). In the game, I opened a grating, which clanked upwards, and a mummy appeared before me. Cool! I was admiring the mummy, when it suddenly raised its arms and shrieked "Rahr". I was so started I literally dropped my mouse. Before I could regain control the mummy had killed two guys in my party of four, and so I restarted the game. Dungeon Master also had the feature that the world got darker as your torches burnt out. And darker ... Also, when a new monster showed up it was always a trip. How do I fight it? What does it do? DID THAT TWERP JUST STEAL MY TORCH?! You had to eat and drink, so finding food & water was always on your mind. What a terrific game. It was real-time, not turn based for another tidbit, and your skills got better by use. You didn't "level up" via experience, which I liked after having played RuneQuest and designing Call of Cthulhu. Finally, it had the best underlying magic system OF ANY GAME ever and it's not close. I include tabletop roleplaying games. This game was so far beyond anything I'd seen before that time. 1987.

@JesseJVinegar @luckytran Wario

@luckytran What about government greed? Which Mario character would that represent?

Zohran Mamdani: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

@Alph4betSoup Civilization Revolution is a nice, cut-down version for the DS.

What games should i buy for my old school DS

@Starship_block3 Wonder how fast it would make a cup of tea?

If astrophage did ever exist humans would not waste a second and use it's energy to start boiling water smh 🤦

@TotallyNotDrex Mouse is closer to the keyboard so it's a bit more ergonomic. I use the numpad so much that it would be a big miss for me.

Like what advantage is there to a small keyboard without a numpad??? Do you live in a shoebox????

After having used a keyboard without numpad for about a year I've come to the conclusion that they are evil

@haveigotnews This is disgraceful, baseless and irresponsible. You should delete this immediately.

@anon_opin On a lesser scale, Silverchair said they had never heard grunge then ripped off Pearl Jam and Soundgarden riffs on their first album.

Greta Van Fleet claiming not to have heard Led Zeppelin when developing their sound is either the most bare faced lie or biggest coincidence in music history. I'll let you decide which

@UK_Daniel_Card Do it like a normal business and put it in the upstairs toilet or something.

I have been told we don't need rack mounted firewalls in the kitchen or lounge and that they should be put somewhere sensible! god dammit! :P LOL

@NUFC Absolute legend and phenomenal leader. Going to be a huge miss on the pitch.

Thank you, Tripps 🖤🤍 After four and a half years of incredible service to Newcastle United, we can confirm that Kieran Trippier will leave the club this summer when his contract expires. Kieran arrived in January 2022 with the club in the relegation zone and played a crucial role as he went on to lift the club’s first domestic trophy in 70 years.

@beanz2809 😂

As most of you know, I work for a Mackem based organisation. I got called into a meeting this morning and they’ve told me I face disciplinary action if I tweet about #NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍 as I should be loyal to #SAFC Gutted 😢 Thanks for the laughs over the years lads and lasses x