Aloysius Dopamine

Who wouldn’t want to have two hot dogs as a meal? Surely U can’t go wrong with two hot dogs as a meal.

@uncproblematic @kissmeriver Paris Jackson biopic

@kissmeriver I mean

odessa first oscar win 😍

I hate when the club vid cuts off right before the most sickening part of the mix 😭

Bárbara last night:

THC drinks in the club are the move going forward

am i too late?

Just remembered this and cackled

Does anyone want to pay my beautiful rent

@TheeMagda This Zoey 101 screenshot

ctfu why did i have this fuckass mop top at 16! 😭

Still processing this

@PaIIahAbdul HLJLHD

These triplets omg

@bryan_johnson This is camp

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@dielikejay Fierce is fierce hunni

im still tryna understand why he did this

My Ayn thor preorder says shipping starts in May. I want my shit out the door May 1st!!!

Does anyone have a sickening remix of Centipede by Rebbie Jackson

@josh550am Austin TEXAS 💜

Where shall I DJ next..

@SomaKazima2 Why the baby there

Now THAT'S a fair one, but you have sore losers

Still haunted by the Joe Jackson colored contacts.

Megan needs to date a woman.