Mat Perlman

@JoeDaleySports @MsBehavior Thanks gents! ❤️

Happy Anniversary @MsBehavior @thefatmat !!

The only way I ever know if @Mon_Jayo is still alive is on twitter. So I guess I’m back for a bit.

@HarveysCanada Snow wrapped in maple syrup is a treat.

tell me you're from Canada without telling me you're from Canada...

The Young Bucks have such luxurious hair.

@boozeandbooks Priorities need to be shifted towards ALF!

Did you guys know there’s *another* Lethal Weapon remake? I think we need to reassess our priorities.

I don’t care how big and tough you think you are. If you don’t get emotional over videos of dogs getting rescued, then your are fucking soulless and can get the fuck of my planet!

@tiffanybor Open heart surgery is difficult but it can be done!

@thefatmat I feel like it would be difficult to integrate the thick sweetened condensed milk in a cold brew extraction process.

Why do none of these cold brew companies make a Vietnamese iced coffee? Did I just make someone rich? Fuck.

Hi everyone. I’d like some gyoza. Ok cool.

@lyndseyerinx I don’t even know your dad but I’d get excited if he texted me that too!

@tiffanybor What’s that? Is it on google?

@thefatmat Just COVID.

Hi. It’s been over a year since I’ve been here. Did I miss anything?

I mostly came back to let you all know that @MonsterJam is my favourite Instagram account to follow. Maybe I’ll hang around and tell you all more things.

@lexibrodeur30 Oh hey, you’re still a regular Jerry Seinfeld

@thefatmat Don’t think so. You’re still lame.

@bigballs204 You need at least 70 more light tubes. Also, when are we doing this?

In the last 4 days I’ve purchased 3 doors, 30 light tubes, 800 thumb tacks and a cheese grater. Booking a deathmatch might just be the dumbest thing I’ve ever done 😎

@WPWPro Cheeks vs Corleone rematch??!!!?

@WPWPro How’d that go last time?

@propagandhi @CdnChange I’d even watch fucking leafs games

@propagandhi Chris Hannah for Coaches corner replacement! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/QsXSQQCF via @CdnChange

@lyndseywallis She’s whooping his ass now.