Your Majesty

So, I broke my tailbone, and the only upside I can find is that I may be the only white looking Asian guy who can literally say "kiss my black ass" and not be a racist prick about it.

@Suzierizzo1 Damn it, someone didn't delete the picture of my scrotum. Please don't keep the "Killer Krotch From Outer Space" as your home screen.

Who knows what movie this is from?

@SweetNovember48 @smales_paul @DNicholsAuthor It's a lot to deal with. I honestly had to stop writing because I became too emotionally attached to what I created. If you truly empathize with your characters, that will make them the most human...and that hurts.

@smales_paul @theflipgod @DNicholsAuthor It must be essential for the story. Isn’t it crazy what we put our characters through sometimes 😊

Writing is wild. You sit down with nothing, make up people who don’t exist, give them problems you created, and then spend hours solving them like it’s your job. And somehow… it works. One sentence turns into a page, a page turns into a story, and suddenly you’ve built something out of thin air. It’s chaotic, it’s exhausting, and honestly… I love it.

Imagine if she had said, "half black, Jewish, Eskimo, Nazis." Like, that would have been such a targeted audience.

@anxietymsgs Um, we drink. Wasn't that obvious? We have to dumb down for this shit show.

You don't. You fling poo like a monkey. We all do. If we didn't, we wouldn't argue to begin with.

@lieselRP @iGreenGod You spelled "rum" wrong.

Think I need a run

@lady_valor_07 Twist ties, batteries, clothes pins, and the genitals of your ex. I'm fairly sure my testicles are in a drawer from someone I dated back in the 90's.

starting a junk drawer. What else do I need?

@RetroMoviesDB When you really think about the cinematography of it, this is what happened before anyone framed Roger Rabbit.

@RetroMoviesDB "Pete's Dragon"

Age yourself by the first movie you saw in the cinema... I'll Start: Back to the Future 2

@AgathaChocolats Black and white, we are one. #PianoKeys #Dalmatians #Dogs #Humans

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #dogs

I mean, yeah, probably. What's the scenario? Are you sinking in quicksand and yelling for help, or are you already devoured in the belly of a lion? I need some context before I commit.

@MadHatterMommy Writers write what they think, what they feel, what they experience, and/or what they need to express. Sometimes, that comes out in sad poetry... Sometimes you get dark emotions; and sometimes you get: "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

Why do poets think writing sad stuff is so cool?

@NorthernEx85170 @drinkonsaturday Would you take a Milwaukee drill, or a Black and Decker? You know the difference, or you don't. Those who earn a living on their tools, know the difference.

@theflipgod @drinkonsaturday He had a multi tool and a drill, what are you talking about? Lol

You can absolutely tell when a guy owns and operates his own skatepark. It’s in the details that most people never notice. The maintenance tells the whole story.While everyone else is out riding, he’s on his hands and knees with a grinder, a level, and a bucket of resin, patching seams that would’ve sent a kid to the ER at a corporate park. He knows the difference between a clean 1/8" expansion joint and a sloppy 1/4" gap that’ll eventually crack and cup. He feels it in his knees after hours of crawling the transitions, chasing flatness most skaters take for granted. The patchwork fixes take forever because he refuses to half-ass it. No quick spray of black paint over a death trap. No “good enough for the kids.” Every repair is done like the park still has to last him another decade of early mornings and late nights. He knows exactly how the plywood breathes, how the concrete cures in summer humidity, how one misplaced screw head turns a perfect line into a wrist-breaker. And yeah—if you want something done right, you do it yourself. That’s not just a saying, it’s the religion of every true DIY skatepark owner. The blood on the coping, the sawdust in his hair, the endless battle against weather and wear... that’s love most people will never understand. Respect the guy grinding it out alone. His park might not be perfect, but every inch of it carries his name.

@saniyafatma1278 I literally eat kiwis, bananas, and mandarins/oranges/tangerines, every day. I grow cherries, pears, grapes, and apples in the yard. I like grapefruit, but I take a statin medication so I can't have them. Gun to my head, pull the trigger.

@wendypink224 Tricky thing about Arizona...the mountains. You can still have snow if you live at a high enough elevation. That said, it's still a lower latitude. It has sidewinders, tarantulas, scorpions, and Gila Monsters. What part of Arizona do they plan to move to?

Three of my good friends are moving to Arizona. They want me to go too, but I don’t want to. Life is so unfair ☹️☹️

Nailed it.

@wendypink224 I got yelled at the other day because we were watching TV and a spider drifted down in front of may face and I clapped my hands to smash it and my clap scared everyone in the room. I couldn't back up or move away because I was sitting in an armchair. Fight or flight...I fought.

Can’t. I have to keep my eye on the ceiling spider that’s crawling dangerously close over my head.

@KeruboSk Sometimes you are disciplined with a belt until you become a pleasure to have in class. The worst part is never understanding why you were either.

Are you the “pleasure to have in class” kind of neurodivergent or the “wasted potential, needs discipline” kind?

@therealinformer I just read the instructions on the Ramen packet or the macaroni and cheese box. Turns out, I can open a can of Spaghetti O's and a pack of Pop Tarts like a boss.

Guys grocery game