El Jefe

@ItsDeanBlundell Someone needs to break this guy’s face.

Well done America.

@ElieNYC I’m not certain that didn’t just happen. Why was Trump telling people not to vote because he already had enough votes? What happened to record number of new voters and record number of women voting? They didn’t all go to Trump did they?

The first thing MAGA will do is dismantle the apparatus necessary for anybody to mount a serious challenge against them again. There will be an “election” in ‘28, but it will be perfunctory. We are a one-party state now.

Fact.

@ZeddFred The dude always pays on the first date

Who pays?

As bleak as the world may seem with the return of Trump, this site is making it worse. Elon Musk owns this thing, if he was offering up a drop in a bucket $1M, imagine the lengths he would go to on this site to influence the election and influence the way we think. Take a break.

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes. The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

@MacLeodLisa Maybe you should hang out with her

@bk2577 @LukaszukAB A 1/3rd? No way.

@LukaszukAB lol you’re funny. The carbon tax raised utility bills by about 1/3 oh and remember you pay the tax on a tax. The caps on insurance didn’t change anything. They just cut what was covered on policies and mad you buy extra.

Do you comprehend that your Alberta government increased fuel prices more than any carbon tax ever did? Plus, you het rebates on carbon tax. Do you understand that your car insurance and utilities doubled thanks to Alberta government, way more than any carbon tax. #Ableg

@SirJeremyLondon You’re right. I can still hope someone gives that lunatic some chocolate covered pretzels.

For what it’s worth, I got to meet all of you lovely people because of that lunatic. We will live to fight another day, but in the meantime, we play and pray Remember… broken bones mend back stronger And, with time, he’ll be no longer…

@YourAnonNews They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats.

Where are the god damn aliens already? Invade us please.

@EricGroulx4 @hemeoncABnorth Believe it when I see it. I’ve been on a wait list for 14 months. Know people who have been waiting 3 years.

@ginny_jenny Yeah, I saw that too. I liked it better when I didn’t know how my favourite players voted.

They say, “never meet your heroes” I’d like to add, “also don’t look at their wife’s Instagram the day after the election” 🤢

The social media algorithm did a number on me. Thought Kamala had a chance to take down Trump. Post after post created a feeling of momentum, in the end Democrats lost the presidency, the house and the senate. I’m not gonna spend as much time on here, it’s not good for anyone.

@hemeoncABnorth We moved to BC over a year ago and cannot find a family doctor, all the problems facing Alberta are here on BC too.

@natali3levin I wasn’t looking at your shirt, that’s for sure…

C. S. Lewis, perspective reset

@mygnarlybeard Probably but I once knew a Jody (girl) who married a Jody (boy)

Could you date someone who shares the same name as a sibling or a parent? I matched with a girl named Donna today and just don’t think I can do it..

@treydayway The cat loves you. Bringing you gifts.

I don't know anything about animals so question: why would a neighbor's cat keep leaving dead mice by my front door? Is this witchcraft?

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