@kali_rob Other than a dead spouse, things are great. Super great.
I feel like most of my friends are mourning with me, which is kind of nice that everyone is being supportive. Love you, babe.
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The Georg 🐀
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The Georg 🐀
@thegeorg
I'm just this guy, yanno? Maker of things. Unreasonable rates available.
Katılım Nisan 2009
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@alarm_1201 Omg Orlun! This is Tarre/Tiru- I have missed you. I hope all is well with thee and thine!
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@thegeorg I read this news and reminisced of many an evening long ago spend slaying mobs with online friends. Rest in peace Jak, and many sympathies Georg. ~ Orlun
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Jazz Shaw 9/24/59 - 10/31/24
My favorite asshole.
May his memory be a blessing.
Lift a glass in his honor, y'all.
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@KevinWGlass @JazzShaw He'd complain that isn't proper with the lemon twist. He demanded olives.
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@Fernmonkey I devolve immediately into oo wookit hims widdle murder mitts!
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I will watch a dating show where cats get to pick which family gets them.
Jorts (and Jean)@JortsTheCat
Why can’t I watch a reality show where instead of toxic dating it’s just cat rescue weirdos scrabbling around to trap and rehabilitate a smelly scrungy mess of a cat they found in a hole
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So one of the major foundation scientists of Parkinson & Alzheimer research may have falsified his research. They're going to have to check it, and it may set back finding a cure by decades. science.org/content/articl…
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The Georg 🐀 retweetledi
@thisone0verhere I am definitely the witchy aunt who knows all & has no filter.
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Sometimes at a wedding we’ll get sat at the “sinners table” which is usually like several gay people, the bride’s one uncle who’s been to jail a bunch, the sloppiest drinker in attendance, somebody’s VERY witchy aunt, and then one older relative who has zero filter and knows ALL the tea, and to be clear this is the very best place to be at any wedding
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@J_Mu_G He has mumbled something about continuing to work... we shall see.
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I don't know- do i want to vote for a candidate in the pockets of big cryptid?
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@JessicaKnapik Whenever someone tells you to shut up about your opinions, usually that's when it's time to scream them. /nods/
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You’ll only see these posts from white men cuz their rights never get changed at all 🙃 must be nice
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I don't care if it's 8:05 am. If I command bourbon, fetch it forthwith!
Jonathan Edward Durham@thisone0verhere
Door dash is the closest thing I’ll ever experience to being actual royalty like bring me a dozen freshly made donuts and a bottle of your finest bourbon! But your majesty, it’s 9:30 at night and… I said be quick about it!
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The Georg 🐀 retweetledi
Yes that’s correct I am gonna platonically heart react your Instagram stories, Idc if ur married or gf/bf whatever tf, I’m proud and happy to see you doing cool fun successful joyful shit. A real ass person is happy to see that for people they know 😌♥️
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The Georg 🐀 retweetledi
I think it’s dumb that like several hundred years ago some lord was like “no no no I require a DIFFERENT fork for my salad” and now I, a living miracle made of 16 billion year old stardust, has to spend my days separating forks
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Is it called five guys because that’s how many people you can feed at any other restaurant for the price of a burger and fries?
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I am at the point of the afternoon where my desk looks like I'm researching conspiracy theories, and of course the essential software to get anything done has completely crashed with no eta for its return.
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