Dan Griffiths

@KidiabaPonyTail Same day this puff piece is out. It’s all bull shit skysports.com/football/news/…

fact club allows this to happen is very telling

@LUFC one of these on Sunday please lads

🎥 Electrifying stoppage time winners!

Just booed Denmark at Eurovision

Football had a monopoly on the single greatest moment of elation that existed in sport...and got rid of it in pursuit of a perfection that doesn't exist. Genuinely so shite

Randomly woke up this morning and remembered this guy exists:

@solventspurs How long has this image been in the drafts

Mood:

How do you get out of this go for a piss after necking 8 cans of monster energy

The world cup is fast approaching and I still haven't got an Iraqi beer/non-alc If ANYBODY can help me get one of the cans/bottles of Farida, Sanabel, Shahrazad, Reem or Yaqoot then I'd be ever so grateful RTs appreciated obv x

Peter Drury's house during a power cut

@solventspurs @MeiaArmador__ If he didn't have good hair he would've never got the spurs job

@solventspurs @MeiaArmador__ It's insane to me that Frank isn't getting more blame for the position we're in. He's a massive reason for why we might go down. Crap football, crap man management and most surprisingly crap with the media/optics i.e 'we will lose some games' or holding that arsenal cup

From a tactical perspective, contrary to what most people think, signing Tudor and then De Zerbi is actually consistent and aligned with a clear idea, although it may not be intentional and we cannot know. Both of these coaches are specialists who are very good at implementing automatisms extremely quickly. Usually, they do very well early on in their roles by drilling those automatisms precisely. This is also made possible because they have a clear game model which barely changes. However, due to the pressure and the situation, Tudor changed a lot at Spurs and tinkered too much, not giving the continuity he usually does. I do not think Spurs would have got relegated with Frank or Tudor, and I would be very surprised if they do with De Zerbi. Long term, I like the appointment on a strategic and tactical level, despite some issues with the out-of-possession approach; it is all dependent on how socially competent and mature De Zerbi decides to be.

@solventspurs Frankfurt that Ange faced so much better. Bodo Glimt now giving it a decent go in the champions league as well.

This you, pal?

Frank out

@solventspurs Nice guy but the wrong guy for tottenham

He’s got players trying to beat their man just to create an angle to pass it backwards. Sack him at half-time.

@solventspurs Ok I will speak a little bit. There's a lot of talk about winning second balls. What about playing the first ball to feet Thomas?

@solventspurs went long too many times and played a midfield of that couldn't have done anything if they were passed the ball anyway. Only game 3 but..

@foreverpunk82 I mean if it gets any worse than that he won't last long. 5 shots at home against Bournemouth who had 19.

Probably, hopefully, as bad it gets