Jayne Entwistle

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Jayne Entwistle

Jayne Entwistle

@thejayneshow

Reader of books, eater of cheese.

Katılım Eylül 2014
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Jayne Entwistle
Jayne Entwistle@thejayneshow·
You can find me where the Sky is Blue. Same handle. So long TWITTER!
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Suz@harrod_susan·
@thejayneshow @TheRealDudja As soon as I win the Powerball! 😂♥️ in the meantime, how about a few new audiobooks?! Please and thanks!! 🥰
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Dudja
Dudja@TheRealDudja·
Steve-O no doubt
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Jayne Entwistle@thejayneshow·
That giddy thrill when the library notifies you your items have arrived. Oh how I love @BplLibrary 💗
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
Nature is amazing! A camera recorded from start to finish how a bird built its nest and had its chicks.
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Jayne Entwistle
Jayne Entwistle@thejayneshow·
How many times have I cursed my phone for deleting Twitter only to remember that that little bird has flown the coop 🐦
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Jayne Entwistle@thejayneshow·
@SoVeryBritish Yes, yes and YES! Can also be applied to massages, the dentist and not correcting people when they get my name wrong.
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Very British Problems when having a haircut 1 Insisting the temperature is "fine" as what must be water from a kettle is poured over your head. 2 Never feeling more tense than when fighting against the pleasant feeling of the head massage. 3 Showing a photo of you when you were 10 years younger and three stone lighter and asking, "Can you make me look like this, please?" 4 Accepting a complimentary drink as if you've just been offered £500 in cash. 5 Being gripped by the sadness of having to assess your own face for ages in the hairdresser's mirror. 6 Rearranging your hands and accidentally looking like you're doing something devious under the cape. 7 Being thrilled at seeing the back of your head for the first time since your last haircut. 8 Feeling consumed by guilt as you're encouraged to stand up and cover the clean floor with bits of hair. 9 Being mystified as to how "what have you done?" somehow leaves your mouth as "excellent, thank you very much!" 10 Waiting until you're at least 50 strides away from the building until you completely restyle your head in a coffee-shop window. VBP books: tinyurl.com/3av7sp36
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Bussi 🍄@Bussi72·
@thejayneshow I’m a bit afraid that my newly picked up phrases could cause a certain astonishment (such as “to be the dullest chunk of brick ever”).
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