John Jansen

@Sen_ChrisGarten It’s embarrassing that an elected official thinks this is something his constituents would think is funny. Does this chump think Santa is going to bring the GOP’s “unfunded mandates” to houses AROUND THE WORLD? I don’t get it, since he supports those mandates.

When you find out the North Pole is trying to bring more bureaucratic overreach & unfunded mandates down the chimney disguised as "Christmas cheer." Not on my watch. We The People run Indiana, not the bureaucrats. Take it back to the North Pole big guy. Merry Christmas, Hoosiers! 🇺🇸🎅🏻🥊

@realDonaldTrump After the rant about Colbert’s ratings, I just thought I’d take a quick looksie…

THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER HONORS will be broadcast tonight, on CBS, and Stream on Paramount+. Tune in at 8 P.M. EST! At the request of the Board, and just about everybody else in America, I am hosting the event. Tell me what you think of my “Master of Ceremony” abilities. If really good, would you like me to leave the Presidency in order to make “hosting” a full time job? We will be honoring true GREATS in the History of Entertainment: Sylvester Stallone, Michael Crawford, KISS, George Strait, and Gloria Gaynor.

@Scaramucci He also thought Hilary was going to win in a landslide. He was wrong then. Let’s make him correct now.

Trump thinks Harris is going to be President.

@KamalaHQ I don’t have any idea what he means by “we’re not even allowed to talk about it…”. Why do Republicans feel like they can’t talk about stuff. I ask for honest intent. Yes: the vaccine makes you sick (though this latest booster didn’t affect me at all). That’s how they work.

Vance says he has been “redpilled” about vaccines because he felt sick after he got a vaccine (This is how vaccines work)

@auchenberg Unfortunately, as long as we continue with the current electoral college, it will almost always be close. Literally 30,000 people spread across three states decided 2016.

I can’t vote in this U.S. election, but it’s one of the most important ones in recent memory. My one hope: Let the result be a decisive landslide, not another razor-thin 49/51 split.

@shanselman That’s a lotta jalapeño

@markrhartnett @JohnCleese Just to clarify: if Biden had onset dementia, it’s totally fine to elect the next president with the same? If you’re mad about Biden, you should (to be consistent) admit that’s why you shouldn’t vote for Trump.

@JohnCleese Your view is so slanted. Biden served 3 in a haze with onset Dementia. Yet you take a shot at Trump - Why don't you let you hate go. He was a reality game show host not a NAZI. Try to understand that.

MAGA goes GAGA A little more cognitive decline every day of the week ! No wonder his team are keeping him well away from proper interviewers

@conmuchosauceo @SeattleKraken @ClimateArena :-) I sold 4 of them just before the puck dropped. It was definitely more crowded than I thought it would be. Great energy. Terrible result.

@thejohnjansen @SeattleKraken @ClimateArena Let me know what seats! My wife and I will gladly move down from the upper bowl! 😆😂

I’m a season ticket holder for the @SeattleKraken with a group of folks. We have 6 seats. The Season Opener tomorrow at @ClimateArena is at 1:30. No one but me in my group can go. I fear this game is going to be to an empty bowl.

@KandissTaylor So you’re saying god is doing everything she can to prevent a convicted felon from getting the nuclear codes? Thoughts and prayers.

The weather can and is being manipulated. Wake up. Stop being ignorant or plain stupid. There’s no such thing as coincidences. The most important election in the history of America is 30 days away. PRAY! GA voting has been compromised and don’t know if we will be able to get all our early voting days in. Now, a hurricane is coming straight for Florida. These two states are necessary for a Trump victory! No coincidence. God hides lions inside of sheep. I know you’re in there somewhere. Make the terrified to cheat! This is our Nation to lose or ours to KEEP! @realDonaldTrump

@KamalaHarris I’m voting for you, but just a reminder that the Dems had about 60 years to codify Roe v Wade and chose not to. Then the Dems somehow couldn’t figure out how to stop him. #DoBetter

First, he got Roe overturned. Then, he got abortion banned in 20 states. Now he’s voting for an abortion ban in the state where he lives. If elected, he’ll sign a nationwide abortion ban if it crosses his desk.

@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump This wasn’t posted at 9:52 PM EST. EST doesn’t start until Nov 3rd.

BORING!!! Donald Trump Truth Social 09:52 PM EST 08/29/24 @realDonaldTrump

@AccountableGOP @BillKristol To clarify: these aren’t the reasons she’s not voting Trump. He made fun of McCain and people in war zones BEFORE his first election ever. If she’s a “former” voter, I’d love to know what finally really changed her mind.

Linda is a former Trump voter: “He made fun of John McCain and made fun of people who were in war zones that ended up being captured and he said they were ‘suckers’ and ‘losers.’ So I really think that the man in incapable of leading a country.”

Whoo hoo! DNA DNA DNA

If I was a hacker, I’d think carefully about what CrowdStrike is really good at (they are really good at a lot of stuff, I imagine). I’d look at companies who swapped out and attack areas that crowdstrike used to block.

@ProfMonkey24 @BraddrofliT If you use the R word you are immediately dismissed as a troll, an idiot, and ignorant. The OP doesn’t even mention idiot Trump. You made that leap yourself.

@BraddrofliT You people really believe anything you read on the internet and it’s disgusting 😂

Project 2025 Page 451 “The only valid family is a working father married to a stay-at-home mother and their children.” 💙F**king Vote #Harris2024

@Hederhiggs @BraddrofliT Sure. When a single income could actually buy a house and car and food and college, the men were happier. But the families? The mothers? Nope. The stats you saw were either incomplete, misrepresented, or lies.

@BraddrofliT It’s a proven fact the families and people in general were happier in the 50’s when this type of home life was happening… I seen a bunch of charts the other day on it, different stats from the different years

@BraddrofliT It doesn’t actually say that. I am 1000% behind destroying this project and every one of the authors, but that’s not a quote (at least not from the version I read). They do say fathers must work, but they don’t say mothers must stay at home. Accurate quotes are better ammo.

I just saw a commercial for this. Nuggs? Nuggs? It feels a bit like “Fetch”. I mean: I’m gonna try them, but stop trying to make “Nuggs” happen.

@cherthedev Sorry, I didn’t state that well. I meant: they never will. Copyright is a scapegoat.

@thejohnjansen and also the tweet I quoted

I would like it if companies would also mention the insane resource requirements and environmental impact when deciding not to use generative-AI but also not be so specific about generative AI I'd like to hear they won't use automated decision making AI in labor decisions