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Like I’ve said before, being a petty asshole is a requirement to work for red bull cause they’ve held onto this for 18 FUCKING MONTHS 😭😭😭
Oracle Red Bull Racing@redbullracing
@lestappia borderline something something
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Honestly, I am attracted to her. I just worry about introducing sexual dynamics to our friendship.
I've known her for well over a decade now, and I'd like us to just keep smoothly sailing without the complications that it brings.
Hmm, I should be own a journal... but this'll do.
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I was texting a close friend last night, and I don't know, I slipped and made a sexual joke; I saved it with an 'I'm just kidding.'
Her response genuinely had me panicking for like 5 minutes before I could reply. Yeah, she was probably being playful and all, but idk idk idk.
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Pattern recognition is one of humanity’s greatest gifts. That man has shown you time after time exactly who he is and what he wants, yet you still bow to him in blind loyalty. It’s pathetic. It’s stupid. A disgrace for any grown adult.
Dr. Ann Amuta@amuta_ann
Trump is only against illegal immigration. Why are y’all being dense. Are you illegal? Infact, Trumps presidency is the best time to apply for an Extraordinary Abilities (EB1) green card. I got mine in 2018 and my lawyer said she had never seen as many EB1’s approved so fast.
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Doctor: “RUN AWAY FROM SUYA…”
Chef: “see how to turn suya into dessert…”
I love them like mad! 😂😂😂😂
Chief Ene@_Ojonya
I love how Aproko doctor and his wife are two extremely different people 😭
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You’re telling me she was doing all this?!
University of Cincinnati@uofcincy
Our favorite season is “Mascot Reveal" 🥹🐾
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Passkeys are great when the implementation is correct. I want to use my passkeys with BITWARDEN. NO! I do not want to use the built in browser's passkey manager. NO! I do not want to use Windows Hello. NO! I do not want to use the android passkey manager. I want them on BITWARDEN with the REST OF THEM. But of course, some websites and apps for whatever reason refuse to all use the same system and will force you to use a system built in manager instead.
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Studying abroad in Greece and having to take your roommate to the ER for a broken arm and the nurses going omg I’m so sorry you’re not Greek so we have to charge you and it’ll be a bit expensive I’m so sorry!!! And it was $20 and only two hours of our life
lexi@elextra__
it’s really not until you visit another country that u realize ohhhh ok we are really fucking slumming it in america got it
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You support a criminal to remain in power, but you act surprised when other criminals kidnap and kill innocent citizens.
You cannot have it both ways.
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Putting illiterate people in power and still expecting sensible decisions from them is the height of foolishness.
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A white guy can do the worst thing ever and the headline will still open with a compliment
New York Post@nypost
Successful NC brewery forced to rebrand after owner, 44, charged with raping 13-year-old girl trib.al/8TC32S5
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Someone Was Beheaded in your State Yesterday, Your Own Residential State for that Matter, and all You've been Doing since Yesterday is Distracting the Public... All of You that has been paid to Distract the public but pretending to Love this Country, Una Cup Must Full One Day
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It’s when you try to break out of kirikiri with it that you’ll understand that most floor plans of structures in Nigeria are merely suggestions
BIG FAT FOOL@BIGFATFOOL01
Just got a new tattoo of the floor plan for Kirikiri Maximum Prison.
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I’ve spent the past couple of weeks building Looters: a public archive of Nigerian political corruption since the 1990s.
Governors, ministers, shell companies, Swiss accounts, the Jersey trusts, — one searchable graph.
You too can connect the dots: 1000reasons.vote/looters
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List of famous People that dragged GEJ but are mute today are;
1. Pastor Adeboye
2. Prof Wole Soyinka
3. Pastor Tunde Bakare
4. Femi Falana
6. Femi Durotoye
7. Yemi Osinbajo
8. Adams Oshiomolhe
9. Seun Kuti
10. Kate Henshaw
11. Deji Adeyanju
12. Kunle Afolayan
13. Femi Kuti
14. Toyin Abraham
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