Jason Geoffrey

Feels too early to be this early. #HappNewYear

When using an apostrophe to indicate a decade, it goes in front to replace the missing digits: the class of ’26, which means the same as the class of 2026. There's no apostrophe before the s in a construction like the '20s.

20 winners in 1 photo #Survivor50 ✨

wowww Paul McCartney just returned to the Ed Sullivan theater as Stephen Colbert's final guest on The Late Show...62 years after his first appearance with the Beatles in 1964. he surprised Stephen with a signed photo from that performance Stephen: "To Stephen: you're better than the Beatles." Paul: "No, it doesn't say that!" Stephen: "When my editors are done, that's what it's gonna say, Paul"

Me: accidentally entered wrong Japanese company interview. I sit down. three executives staring at me. CEO: So, why do you want to work here? problem: I don’t know where “here” is, I check building name secretly on notepad, still no clue. Me: I believe… this company aligns with my values. universal survival sentence. executives nod seriously, somehow working. then CEO asks: What do you know about our business model? soul leaving body. I glance around room desperately, wall covered in fish photos, boats. nets, tuna. Me: ...fish. CEO: Excellent. WHAT. another executive leans forward excitedly. Executive: Finally, someone who understands simplicity. I accidentally became philosophical genius. interview continues, they ask about leadership. I invent story about organizing group project in school. CEO emotional now. CEO: Young people today have forgotten teamwork. man almost crying over fake PowerPoint presentation. then final question. CEO: Can you start Monday? I panic. Me: ...before answering, there’s something important you should know. entire room serious. Me: I thought this was Starbucks. long silence. CEO removes glasses slowly. then starts laughing so hard he can’t breathe. I still got offered the job.

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

Even though they’ve broken up, I loved Hall and Oats.

The Wienie 500 is back. Tune in at 2pm ET on FOX to see who will taste victory, cook the competition, and earn the title of top dog.

Read old books

Nothing will shape your worldview as much as simply reading how humans from the past thought. You realize very quickly that our time is a radical anomaly in human history.

In The Office, this opening scene was accidental. The exercise ball wasn’t meant to pop. Jim was supposed to lightly stick scissors into Dwight’s exercise ball. The air would slowly leak out. Dwight would gradually sink to the floor. Prop master bought 14 exercise balls. They rehearsed 13 perfect takes. Everyone was ready to move on. Then director Paul Feig said:
“Ah, what the heck. One more.” That final take became one of the most iconic cold opens in TV history. And if you watch closely, you can actually see John Krasinski break character. He said: “I literally lunge out of the frame because I’m laughing so hard.”

You already know who’s in charge of the Memorial Day bbq at the White House 😂

Stephen Colbert got his band to play licensed music during his final show so CBS would be sued for using the music illegally. “Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”

Being able to throw from this angle is wild 👀 He's almost touching the ground when he's throwing 😳

Jonathan really went into the live Survivor 50 finale thinking Christian could be one of the votes for Jonathan to win. Meanwhile this is what Jonathan did to Christian on Christian’s way out of tribal council #survivor50

this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater

Bart joined for 5 seconds and destroyed everything

This is President Nixon's book recommendations for students interested in history, biography and historical novels.

“Because you never know when the last one is” - Kyle Busch, last week Wow

Jonathan on Dee not voting for him: “she didn’t even play with Aubry for, like, one day, and she played with me the entire time and she didn’t give me her vote, and if that’s not a bitter jury I don’t know what is” #Survivor50

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's @TorontoStar