Sam Hutchinson

@thecliffbar Where else would you get a good burger?

@Dubness23 @billbarnwell @adamlevitan @jeremyarak @ncleveland @skrum87 Thank god barnwell blocked me a while ago #failtroll

@billbarnwell @adamlevitan @jeremyarak @theknapsackkid @ncleveland @skrum87

@spizzyspose Voted robots but honestly we’d still find some way to be polarized about it tbh

Which do you think is most likely to unite humanity first....

@connorarose I’m not sure. He used to but I haven’t seen one recently so he might have lost it

@JWMarvel5 @darrenrovell @paulafaris They were never good

@darrenrovell @paulafaris Your tweets have gotten much worse recently.

Text this morning between Michigan fan and Ohio State fan. Wolverines fan starts, Buckeyes fan answers... (ABC’s @paulafaris is Michigan fan)

@connorarose If you have a body, you’re an athlete

@connorarose Meaning in her life

@PatsPropaganda Connely’s kick off return always brings a smile. Brady juking urlacher. Amendola going sideways for a td catch. Any Brady sneaks where he pops up and is fired up

Top player/play moments - Brady-Moss-50, Flutie dropkick, Edelman-Amendola BAL TD, Vinatieri FGs, McGinest IND goaline stop, Ty Law SB INT, Malcolm Go, White SB winner, Testaverde TD record. More?

Where does the Buttfumble rank in Pats dynasty lore?

@connorarose It tells me the career free throw percentage of 5 nba players as of November, 2018

@AbbieRuzicka Who made it though?

@abrosh21 @connorarose @nytimes Great news about a great duck!

@connorarose @nytimes That's a high quality mallard

The Mandarin duck, native to East Asia, should not be in the middle of Manhattan. And yet, against all odds, he is there. And he is dazzling. nyti.ms/2DgoMZ1

THE RED SOX COME ALL THE WAY BACK AFTER A THREE-RUN DING DONG BY MITCHY FOUR BAGS, A GAME-TYING DING DONG BY PISS MISSILE PEARCE, RAFFY BIG SCOOPS AND PEARCE DELIVER THE DAGGER IN THE NINTH TO GIVE THE RED SOX A 3-1 LEAD IN THE WORLD SERIES!! ONE MORE!! #GOLDBOTTLES

RAFFY BIG SCOOPS DELIVERS AND THE RED SOX HAVE THE LEAD!!!!!

🚨 THE LEAD 🚨

@thecliffbar @marvinhellagaye Nice to know as soon as we had html, we had cyber porn. They really wasted no time figuring out what the internet was for

@connorarose Blanket statements are bad

@connorarose @JWMarvel5 I’ve done it many times. But I’m also pretty weird, so it checks out

I'm actually not sure if everyone commenting that this is normal is joking or not. I've worn contacts for 15 years and have never done this.

@CamGroves Carter 2 the 🐐

Not the best Carter album.

@ncleveland @Dubness23 Also gotta turn the tv to food network or something like that where there’s no news/scores ticker. That’s gotten me before too

@Dubness23 @theknapsackkid yeah i just turn off my phone, don't turn on my car radio (i had NPR spoil a Pats game for me once) and try not to leave the house. Hermit mode is oddly satisfying

Pretty pumped for the #RyderCup but I'm torn about whether I should completely mess up my schedule and watch live from 11pm-10am every day or record it and then blackout all communications like I do with most sports

@Dubness23 @ncleveland You’re a wise man dubness

@theknapsackkid @ncleveland Yea I've had that happen before too. Now when I start to hear sound from a game I just start making noises like a crazy person