Lance Irwin

At 4 am this morning, as I laid in a deep slumber, I was called to action by my wife who had discovered a spider the size of a half dollar in the bathroom. Without hesitation I arose to combat the intruder. Claire handed me the slant board I’ve been using for rehab, and I immediately knew the spider had no chance. It took but 1 attempt to strike down my opponent. I received hugs and kisses for my bravery and fell back asleep with confidence. Have a day gentlemen. 🕷️

@Ihartitz This is a Drake Maye tweet.

Age of every NFL starting QB by the end of 2026: 23: Fernando Mendoza 24: Drake Maye, Cam Ward, Jaxson Dart 25: Caleb Williams, CJ Stroud, Bryce Young 26: Bo Nix, Jayden Daniels, Michael Penix 27: Trevor Lawrence, Brock Purdy, Tyler Shough, Malik Willis 28: Justin Herbert, Jalen Hurts, Jordan Love 29: Lamar Jackson, Sam Darnold, Daniel Jones, Kyler Murray 30: Josh Allen, Joe Burrow 31: Patrick Mahomes, Baker Mayfield, Deshaun Watson 32: Jared Goff 33: Dak Prescott 34: Jacoby Brissett 36: Geno Smith 38: Matthew Stafford 43: Aaron Rodgers

ladd + keenan signed this for u like + repost to winnn

7,000 Christians in Nigeria were slaughtered for their faith in the first seven months of 2025, per the NGO Intersociety Pray for all persecuted Christians. 🙏

Praise God! The largest Planned Parenthood abortion facility is closing. Lives will be saved. Now is the time to support pro-life organizations as they work to meet the needs of moms and babies in crisis.

@FantasyPros @Fitz_FF Waddle or Metcalf?

Hey, everyone! @Fitz_FF here to answer as many start/sit questions as I can for the next hour. Let's win some playoff games!

A D&C abortion. This is so-called "choice." Beyond heart shattering.

Ant crossover and pull up 😮‍💨 He has 11 of USA's 19 pts 🔥 (via @NBA)

Let’s settle this whole handicap debate, I’ll host the golf match on my YouTube @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden

@TheFFBallers Mostert or Kamara

Who is this RB currently being drafted in the 6th round after a top-15 fantasy season? Career snapshot from the Ultimate Draft Kit below ⬇️

@35robert16 @Ihartitz I think you’re not understanding the joke.

@thelanceirwin @Ihartitz These aren’t in order lol.

Blake Corum scored 27 rushing TDs in 2023. Length: 30, 22, 17, 12, 6, 5, 5, 4, 3, 3, 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1

Houston takes the No. 1 seed in the South Region 🐾 #SelectionSunday

This marks the Cowboys’ 13th straight trip to the playoffs without advancing to the conference championship game, extending their own streak for the longest such drought in NFL history.

Two down. Two to go.

It's not Just About Standing With Israel. It's About Standing With Humanity Regardless of Race, Religion or Creed bars.tl/3488638

The Star of David on the Arch of Titus. The symbolism. Wow.

@AlexCaruso Would you start Zay over Puka, Higgins, Mike Evan’s, or ARSB? I’m blessed with WR depth

WR1s vs the Colts so far: Week 1: Calvin Ridley, 24 Fantasy Points Week 2: Nico Collins, 27 Fantasy Points Week 3: Zay Flowers is about to FEAST against the worst CBs in the NFL

@Ihartitz At least he’s getting better.

Josh Jacobs rushing yards gained on 28 carries this season: -4, -3, -3, -1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 6, 7

@ElonMuskAOC Green group chat?

Would you buy this Tesla Smartphone? Your data will never be collected.