janet snakehole

@luvthispayne me on my way to pick a fight w/ my man because i’m bored

“She looks a mess” “ chopped hoe” #metgala

@Elex_Michaelson @KamalaHarris @RobBonta @EleniForCA @MaliaCohen @KarenBassLA lmao karen bass

NEWS: @KamalaHarris announces her endorsements in California’s races but doesn’t publicly choose a candidate for Governor. Her picks: @robbonta for AG @EleniForCA for Treasurer @MaliaCohen for Controller @KarenBassLA for L.A. Mayor These are all candidates who have supported her in the past & she’s supported in the past.

@realjkp17 @adammocklerr i am so amused that all of you think jennings is some elder statesman-type. the guy’s in his 40s. he’s just aged like milk

I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna be nicer about this. Neocon boomers are mortgaging my generations future by amassing trillions in debt, turning America into a pariah on the global stage, and getting our troops killed for another failing war. I have to watch these neocons lie about the state of this war on TV every single day. Then, the moment I push back and assertively ask, “hey, what’s the actual goal here?” I have a legion of neocon boomers telling me I should know my place. Or I should wait my turn to talk with the grown ups. Fuck that, genuinely. I’m not claiming to have all of the answers or be all knowing. But young people deserve a seat at the table to fight for our interests as well. 95% of media is made up of boomers in suits who created these problems, and being nicer isn’t going to fix them.

Ella (y la amiga) acaban de dar una masterclass de lo que hay que hacer cuando un boludo trata de descansarte: NADA. Te lo quedas mirando y dejas que haga el ridiculo solo

Homeschooling needs to be made illegal - full stop. The only exception to such a law would be if you can PROVE your child is mentally or physically incapable of attending public school. In which case at home visits from a public educator would be permitted.

The difference between Abby Phillip and Jerry Springer is that Jerry Springer owned up to what he was doing.

@isaiahrmartin lmfao at my just realizing he’s only 48 and looks 60

This may just be the image of the year ngl 🤣

@ClubConcrave panita!!!

Pope Leo has endorsed Peru over the United States in the World Cup

Me: this THC seltzer ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

When they say history repeats itself there’s no reason to think it’s only the bad stuff

@braccobelle lmfao

pictures you can hear

@60Minutes thoughtz n prayerz

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

the way the media is acting about this alleged shooting that didn’t even happen is exactly how tai acted when she had her “brush with death” at the mall in clueless and i won’t be elaborating

@usermooseontwt that’s coke

why does she look like she keeps trying to get food out from her teeth

@cbouzy would it have been better if he had said that he didn’t want her anywhere near his campaign because he thinks she sucks? what straws are you grasping

Yikes! This is who y'all wanted.

@alexaldente i hate when people on social media speak solely in trendy little phrases. i feel like they end up just sounding like walking memes

I still can’t believe people regularly film themselves in public like this 😭 wym you’re at a nice restaurant with a tripod and a ring light

@myselfmimi_ @notbellsx okay so i’m not the only one who’s noticed this! it feels really gross to me

@notbellsx I have just watched clips of this series and this is her resting face

can someone tell me why tf is she crying while dancing

@notbellsx every time i’ve seen a clip of her from this show, she’s sobbing or has this weird desperate look on her face and it’s deeply, deeply unsettling to me.

@davidaxelrod @jimmykimmel OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

I like @jimmykimmel. He's funny & courageous at a time when there has been too much cowardice. That said, this WAS a tasteless joke. The WH will use any issue to demand he be fired because his satire touches a nerve, and ABC is right to resist. But he'd be right to apologize.

@dietkramer this sounds great. also, there’s no way y’all are native angelenos, right? lmao

During peak covid, my girlfriend and I walked from Highland Park to West Hollywood and it was such a beautiful way to see LA